All Things Blue step into Grandma Wilma’s Den

The biggest whopper of all

By Grandma Wilma – age 104

 Still smoking like a laboratory beagle, if I gave up now would probably be the death of me.

For some strange reason SiteAdmin has been refusing my profile photos for months now

Please SiteAdmin – be a sport – the latest photo I submitted (before the competition) is only of the back -  and just in case the judges are men – It is essential for my theme !!!

To be continued perhaps …………………..

Whoops, she's done it again – just in case the judges are women – here’s blue & cute

To be continued perhaps ………………..

whop·per (hwpr, wp-)

No answer from SiteAdmin so you will hv to use your imagination.

Imagine my profile photo – (Blonde Alpha Type Woman) with back

Turned to camera.

All Things Blue step into Grandma Wilma’s Den

The biggest whopper of all      (gross untruth)

By Grandma Wilma – age 104

 Still smoking like a laboratory beagle, if I gave up now would probably be the death of me.

For some strange reason SiteAdmin has been refusing my profile photos for months now

Please SiteAdmin – be a sport – the latest photo I submitted (before the competition) is only of the back -  – It is essential for my theme !!!

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Now Imagine Grandma Wilma – age 104 – in the same pose  holding

Above her head a blue man dummy, with appropriate props. It could be Grandma

There again it could be me – I’ll leave that up to you.

Whoops, she's done it again –

(I had prepared that in advance to go with the photo of Grandma)

here’s blue & cute

Blue PuppyIn a British television advert for a Garnier anti-wrinkle cream, a Shar Pei puppy is featured – Grandma tried that cream – didn’t work !!

Now Imagine Grandma Wilma – age 104 – same pose – holding above her head in one hand the blueman

Dummy and the other a cute blue puppy, appropriate props and appropriate text

I would of won hands down !!!! I am off to Barcelona now for some cultural discoveries