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A Friday funny from Down Under...

At the behest of Epicure....from Melbourne where I am now domociled !!


 


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.


 Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".


One week later, Australia's Northern Territory Times, reported the following:


 "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely sweet FA !!


 Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless..."


 


 


 

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At the behest of Epicure....from Melbourne where I am now domociled !!


 


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.


 Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".


One week later, Australia's Northern Territory Times, reported the following:


 "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely sweet FA !!


 Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless..."


 


 


 


Jeffery SJul 29, 2016 @ 05:38
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For male only


 


What was the worst nightmare an adult male in a relationship recently lived through?


(a) The TV set broke down on the day of 2016 Euro final game,


(b) he needed to prepare his own dinner ,


(c)  his boss was a SHE,


(d) he had to borrow some cash amount from his wife and knew she’d be asking what for


 Your guess ?

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What was the worst nightmare an adult male in a relationship recently lived through?


(a) The TV set broke down on the day of 2016 Euro final game,


(b) he needed to prepare his own dinner ,


(c)  his boss was a SHE,


(d) he had to borrow some cash amount from his wife and knew she’d be asking what for


 Your guess ?


Milord, Jul 29, 2016 @ 19:11
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(e) being sexist and not funny

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(e) being sexist and not funny


Andy C, Jul 30, 2016 @ 15:02
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