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A late Friday funny....

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.



He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.   So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."



He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't 
been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.



So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. 
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. 

"We missed the R! We missed the R!  
We missed the bloody R!"


His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.



The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?" 

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,  

"The word was ....


CELEBRATE!"

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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.



He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.   So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."



He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't 
been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.



So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. 
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. 

"We missed the R! We missed the R!  
We missed the bloody R!"


His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.



The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?" 

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,  

"The word was ....


CELEBRATE!"


Jeffery SMay 1, 2015 @ 17:43
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I could take offence to this Casuistik....but naahh I'll take the gate instead...excellent !!!

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I could take offence to this Casuistik....but naahh I'll take the gate instead...excellent !!!


Jeffery S, Jul 11, 2015 @ 09:49
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So better to be late than never?

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So better to be late than never?


Ritchie, Jul 11, 2015 @ 11:30
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So better to be late than never?


Jul 11, 15 11:30

Me or him Ritchie ?? I have an excuse having been on vacation...

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Me or him Ritchie ?? I have an excuse having been on vacation...


Jeffery S, Jul 11, 2015 @ 11:32
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Me or him Ritchie ?? I have an excuse having been on vacation...


Jul 11, 15 11:32

Actually, it was for both of you.


But being on vacation is no excuse for not checking the latest Forum posts at least twice a day.


You are being forgiven this time, but …

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Actually, it was for both of you.


But being on vacation is no excuse for not checking the latest Forum posts at least twice a day.


You are being forgiven this time, but …


Ritchie, Jul 11, 2015 @ 12:05
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