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A very late Friday funny
Nov 27, 2015 @ 20:03

 Shortest essay ever...

 This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
 He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Oxford for his imagination and humour… Here it is. …

 Shortest Essay:

 An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

 1. Religion
 2. Royalty
 3. Physical Disability
 4. Racism
 5. Homosexuality

 The prize-winner wrote:


 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'that one-legged coon is a poofter’.


 


(gotta love those aussies !!)

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 Shortest essay ever...

 This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
 He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Oxford for his imagination and humour… Here it is. …

 Shortest Essay:

 An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

 1. Religion
 2. Royalty
 3. Physical Disability
 4. Racism
 5. Homosexuality

 The prize-winner wrote:


 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'that one-legged coon is a poofter’.


 


(gotta love those aussies !!)


Jeffery SNov 27, 2015 @ 20:03
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Re: A very late Friday funny
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Nov 27, 2015 @ 21:36

new start-up in the USA. (LA Bite in french slang = Prick)


 



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new start-up in the USA. (LA Bite in french slang = Prick)


 


epicure, Nov 27, 2015 @ 21:36
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Nov 28, 2015 @ 14:37

This is why you always need to do your research before choosing a business / domain name.  Some bad examples (all SFW):


http://itscrap.com


http://whorepresents.com


http://penisland.net


http://expertsexchange.com


http://speedofart.com


http://nobjs.org


http://lesbocages.com


http://therapistfinder.com


http://mp3shits.com


http://kidsexchange.net


http://ladrape.com


http://molestationnursery.com


...and the award for the worst offender goes to the Italian branch of a company called PowerGen, aptly named...


http://powergenitalia.com

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This is why you always need to do your research before choosing a business / domain name.  Some bad examples (all SFW):


http://itscrap.com


http://whorepresents.com


http://penisland.net


http://expertsexchange.com


http://speedofart.com


http://nobjs.org


http://lesbocages.com


http://therapistfinder.com


http://mp3shits.com


http://kidsexchange.net


http://ladrape.com


http://molestationnursery.com


...and the award for the worst offender goes to the Italian branch of a company called PowerGen, aptly named...


http://powergenitalia.com


TheOmegaMan, Nov 28, 2015 @ 14:37
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Nov 28, 2015 @ 18:16

Although sometimes the name is ok, but the logos let you down....


http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/


1. Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission, locum, Islamic Understanding Institute







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Although sometimes the name is ok, but the logos let you down....


http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/


1. Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission, locum, Islamic Understanding Institute


Zonker, Nov 28, 2015 @ 18:16
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Nov 30, 2015 @ 07:20


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Dec 7, 2015 @ 19:01

 Shortest essay ever...

 This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
 He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Oxford for his imagination and humour… Here it is. …

 Shortest Essay:

 An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

 1. Religion
 2. Royalty
 3. Physical Disability
 4. Racism
 5. Homosexuality

 The prize-winner wrote:


 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'that one-legged coon is a poofter’.

 

(gotta love those aussies !!)


Nov 27, 15 20:03

Usually I like your jokes Jeff but I found this personally offensive. 

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Usually I like your jokes Jeff but I found this personally offensive. 


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Dec 8, 2015 @ 09:23

I am sorry you feel that way.

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I am sorry you feel that way.


Jeffery S, Dec 8, 2015 @ 09:23
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