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Carolyn CAug 26, 2016 @ 11:21
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Yep ...you win Carolyn - love it.. !!


Perhaps this may make you smile tho..(prob an oldie but hey it's Friday...)


 


Baptizing An Irishman


An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a priest baptizing people in the river.  He proceeds into
the water, subsequently bumping into the priest. The priest turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he
asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts,
"Yes, I am."


So the priest grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!" The priest, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?" The drunk answers,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!"


 By this time, the priest is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.


The priest again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"


 (get ready for this)


The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath and says to the priest,


 "Are you sure this is where he fell in?”

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Yep ...you win Carolyn - love it.. !!


Perhaps this may make you smile tho..(prob an oldie but hey it's Friday...)


 


Baptizing An Irishman


An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a priest baptizing people in the river.  He proceeds into
the water, subsequently bumping into the priest. The priest turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he
asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts,
"Yes, I am."


So the priest grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!" The priest, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?" The drunk answers,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!"


 By this time, the priest is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.


The priest again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"


 (get ready for this)


The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath and says to the priest,


 "Are you sure this is where he fell in?”


Jeffery S, Aug 26, 2016 @ 13:17
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Hey Carolyn, Does this thread have a theme other than funny?  


 I think this one is applicable to current weather conditions...


 " if you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito."

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Hey Carolyn, Does this thread have a theme other than funny?  


 I think this one is applicable to current weather conditions...


 " if you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito."


ElsM, Aug 26, 2016 @ 21:59
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That's why we love you :-)

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That's why we love you :-)


berlinoise, Aug 27, 2016 @ 19:07
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That's why we love you :-)


Aug 27, 16 19:07

Because of the small penis?

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Because of the small penis?


Andy C, Aug 28, 2016 @ 14:47
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