A man goes to a psychiatrist, and says "Dr, Im having problems, I think Im a sex maniac".
The Dr says, "Ok, I will draw some pictures and you tell me what you see, from this I will be able to diagnose your issues".
The Dr then pulls out a sheet of paper, and draws a Tree. "what do you see?" he asks.
"Well, I see an orgy, the trees leaves depicting a load of beautiful women, and the trunk of the tree is me, getting involved".
"Ok" says the Dr.
He draws a cat drinking from a bowl of milk "what do you see now?"
"err, well the milk comes from a womans breast; and we all know what the slang word for cat is! so clearly its two lesbians."
"mmm" says the Dr. and he promptly draws a airplane flying through clouds.
He shows this picture to the man, who answers " well the plane is a man, and the clouds are the breasts on a woman"...
The Dr says "yes Im afraid you are a sexual pervert", to which the man replies "ME??? man, youre the one drawing all these dirty pictures!!!"
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Monday joke, old but good.
Jul 30, 2007 @ 12:56
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A man goes to a psychiatrist, and says "Dr, Im having problems, I think Im a sex maniac".
The Dr says, "Ok, I will draw some pictures and you tell me what you see, from this I will be able to diagnose your issues".
The Dr then pulls out a sheet of paper, and draws a Tree. "what do you see?" he asks.
"Well, I see an orgy, the trees leaves depicting a load of beautiful women, and the trunk of the tree is me, getting involved".
"Ok" says the Dr.
He draws a cat drinking from a bowl of milk "what do you see now?"
"err, well the milk comes from a womans breast; and we all know what the slang word for cat is! so clearly its two lesbians."
"mmm" says the Dr. and he promptly draws a airplane flying through clouds.
He shows this picture to the man, who answers " well the plane is a man, and the clouds are the breasts on a woman"...
The Dr says "yes Im afraid you are a sexual pervert", to which the man replies "ME??? man, youre the one drawing all these dirty pictures!!!"
CharlieJul 30, 2007 @ 12:56
The Dr says, "Ok, I will draw some pictures and you tell me what you see, from this I will be able to diagnose your issues".
The Dr then pulls out a sheet of paper, and draws a Tree. "what do you see?" he asks.
"Well, I see an orgy, the trees leaves depicting a load of beautiful women, and the trunk of the tree is me, getting involved".
"Ok" says the Dr.
He draws a cat drinking from a bowl of milk "what do you see now?"
"err, well the milk comes from a womans breast; and we all know what the slang word for cat is! so clearly its two lesbians."
"mmm" says the Dr. and he promptly draws a airplane flying through clouds.
He shows this picture to the man, who answers " well the plane is a man, and the clouds are the breasts on a woman"...
The Dr says "yes Im afraid you are a sexual pervert", to which the man replies "ME??? man, youre the one drawing all these dirty pictures!!!"
CharlieJul 30, 2007 @ 12:56
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Jul 31, 2007 @ 01:05
very amusing...made me laugh...(-: (nt)
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very amusing...made me laugh...(-: (nt)
Nir Ofek, Jul 31, 2007 @ 01:05
Nir Ofek, Jul 31, 2007 @ 01:05
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