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World Shortest Fairy Tale
Ladies, something to consider....

World's shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

And if you wanted kids go to the sperm bank.
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Ladies, something to consider....

World's shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

And if you wanted kids go to the sperm bank.
kaiyakkerJun 26, 2007 @ 13:23
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Mal-bais?e?
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Mal-bais?e?
MarmarK, Jun 26, 2007 @ 14:18
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Ouch! (nt)
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Ouch! (nt)
Syd_Brown, Jun 26, 2007 @ 15:11
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Teasing my book-club mate! No worries Sid! nt
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Teasing my book-club mate! No worries Sid! nt
MarmarK, Jun 26, 2007 @ 15:35
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methinks i finally found the cinderella alternative i have been looking for for my daughter...
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methinks i finally found the cinderella alternative i have been looking for for my daughter...
tweety, Jun 26, 2007 @ 16:22
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Book club mate?!? Even worse! ;-P (nt)
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Book club mate?!? Even worse! ;-P (nt)
Syd_Brown, Jun 26, 2007 @ 18:01
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humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "sod him, he's only an egg"
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humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "sod him, he's only an egg"
G___, Jun 26, 2007 @ 18:08
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who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
she didn't know WHAT to do!

The lady next door,
she lived in a shoe too
but she had no children
'cause she knew what to do...
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who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
she didn't know WHAT to do!

The lady next door,
she lived in a shoe too
but she had no children
'cause she knew what to do...
MarmarK, Jun 26, 2007 @ 18:20
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just wonder how differently we might perceive life if we had been told this is what defined happily ever after.
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just wonder how differently we might perceive life if we had been told this is what defined happily ever after.
kaiyakker, Jun 26, 2007 @ 18:42
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HAHAHA! Good one! (nt)
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HAHAHA! Good one! (nt)
Syd_Brown, Jun 26, 2007 @ 18:44
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Amusing, and might actuallt be true...(-: (nt)
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Amusing, and might actuallt be true...(-: (nt)
Nir Ofek, Jun 26, 2007 @ 19:01
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Simple Simon met a Pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you idiot.
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Simple Simon met a Pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you idiot.
G___, Jun 26, 2007 @ 19:30
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u called me? :-)
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u called me? :-)
Good_One, Jun 26, 2007 @ 19:42
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Wouldn't be on GoL if it wasn't!! Shocked in Gr. Saconnex
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Wouldn't be on GoL if it wasn't!! Shocked in Gr. Saconnex
MarmarK, Jun 27, 2007 @ 12:23
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I'm sure you know what to do! ;-) nt
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I'm sure you know what to do! ;-) nt
Syd_Brown, Jun 27, 2007 @ 12:45
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