You know you're an ALIAS ADDICT when...

...You check the sides of old book pages for Russian characters.
...You notice every Ford Focus on the road.
...At every fast food joint you go to, you order "the special, no pickles" regardless of the fact that you LIKE pickles.
...You have suspicions that your spouse may actually be a double.
...Your non- Alias obsessed friends (like you have any of those left! Hah!) refuse to talk to you about Italians, prophecies, pickles, wigs, parent/daughter relationships, spies or anything else that might lead to a discussion about Alias.
...You actually BUY a blue Ford Focus. (With gold rims, of course)
...You have seen every episode. Ever. More than 5 times a piece.
...You went to see Daredevil just for Jennifer Garner.
...You flip out when you see Michael Vartan in One Hour Photo married to someone else.
...After getting a bad grade on a paper you tell your friend about your professor saying "legally he's right, ethically he's an ass."
...Your history teacher mentions something about the KGB.. and you suddenly think "Irina?"
...You think having no first name is a perfectly acceptable thing.
...Old Asian men in wheelchairs creep you out.
...You will never view epoxy in the same way again.
...You find yourself trying to find good, compelling reasons to sway your significant other that your next child/pet should be named "Irina" or "Sydney."
...You become incredibly irritated when people say, "That girl Sydney, doesn't she really report to someone else?" and can tell them exactly how many episodes behind the times they are.
...You know what J/I, S/V, S/W, Sarkney, Slark, slash, and shipper are, and have opinions on all of them.
...Every time you hear the Nokia ringtone, you get excited even though there's no way it could be Vaughn.
...You look for air vents you could crawl into incase of an emergency.
...You constantly try to figure out ways to get Jack and Irina back together.
...You want to punch any bitch who leaves a lipstick kiss on a mirror.
...You learn about 25 languages so you don't even need the subtitles in the episodes.
...When someone acts like they know a lot about electronics, you wish marshall was there to show them up.
...You ALWAYS wish marshall is around.
...You walk into a club and phone your mate to say, "Ok i'm in."
...You recognise bits of corridor in every episode and get a smidge cross that they don't bother to dress it up better.
...You suddenly seem to notice 47 everywhere.
...You meet someone named Lauren and automatically dislike them.
...You aren't afraid of crashing into a lake while you are driving, because you know you can stay underwater for 10 minutes by sucking the air out of the tires.
...You know that "agar" is a great 4-letter word for ice cream thickener.
...Sydney's mission locations are on your must-see travel list.
...Somme guy/girl asks you for your number and you use the BITE ME quote.
...You seriously consider working for the CIA.
...You see the words 'Authorised Personnel Only' and feel tempted to enter wherever that may be.
Mister_SarkJul 3, 2007 @ 05:21