1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
jyotiAug 10, 12 05:43
Not sure if a to do list encourages things but I can confirm that this "simple" things make me happy.
Best is: If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
Not sure if a to do list encourages things but I can confirm that this "simple" things make me happy.
Best is: If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
rena, Aug 10, 12 10:29
When will someone care about making him smile ?
When will someone care about making him smile ?
Aug 10, 12 11:16
Hi Yoann,
very good point. Possible to post a list?
Don't replace her; buy a puncture repair kit ♥
Not sure if a to do list encourages things but I can confirm that this "simple" things make me happy.
Best is: If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.
Aug 10, 12 10:29
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Aug 10, 12 11:41
I knew you would like it
Hi Yoann,
very good point. Possible to post a list?
Aug 10, 12 11:23
Its not a long list...
generally doing things that start with the letter "B" will work.....
Like "Buying Beer"....
Its not a long list...
generally doing things that start with the letter "B" will work.....
Like "Buying Beer"....
Charlie, Aug 10, 12 12:53
Its not a long list...
generally doing things that start with the letter "B" will work.....
Like "Buying Beer"....
Aug 10, 12 12:53
bodka
beautiful bu...nnies
beverages
Hi jyoti,
I just tried your list on my wife. She was fine with me calling her beautiful and held her hand, at least for a moment. She reacted confused when I sent her an SMS (she wasn't sleeping, is that an issue?). But she slapped me when I wanted to wrestle with her while she was on the phone with a friend. And when I hugged her from behind she told me to go away.
How do I get past point 5?
Hi jyoti,
I just tried your list on my wife. She was fine with me calling her beautiful and held her hand, at least for a moment. She reacted confused when I sent her an SMS (she wasn't sleeping, is that an issue?). But she slapped me when I wanted to wrestle with her while she was on the phone with a friend. And when I hugged her from behind she told me to go away.
How do I get past point 5?
Edward B, Aug 10, 12 13:14
I just woke up and fount a croissant on the table. Does that count as something to make me smile?
I just woke up and fount a croissant on the table. Does that count as something to make me smile?
Maria_, Aug 10, 12 14:15
Hi jyoti,
I just tried your list on my wife. She was fine with me calling her beautiful and held her hand, at least for a moment. She reacted confused when I sent her an SMS (she wasn't sleeping, is that an issue?). But she slapped me when I wanted to wrestle with her while she was on the phone with a friend. And when I hugged her from behind she told me to go away.
How do I get past point 5?
Aug 10, 12 13:14
genius
Hi jyoti,
I just tried your list on my wife. She was fine with me calling her beautiful and held her hand, at least for a moment. She reacted confused when I sent her an SMS (she wasn't sleeping, is that an issue?). But she slapped me when I wanted to wrestle with her while she was on the phone with a friend. And when I hugged her from behind she told me to go away.
How do I get past point 5?
Aug 10, 12 13:14
can't type...laughing too much...
So you don t think it works for you (& the mrs then Ed B)? 
can't type...laughing too much...
So you don t think it works for you (& the mrs then Ed B)?
Tea B, Aug 10, 12 14:29
Maria_: apart from missing the beautiful day outside...lucky you for sleeping until 14:00ish : )
jyoti, jyoti, jyoti...
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
If you know it kills her why do you do it?
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
No IS no. Bordering on obsessive behaviour I'd say. You'd be dumped it it were me...
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewelery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
Sorry, how old are you..? Give it 10 years...
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
Why lie - she might buy you something similar next time thinking that's what YOU like, even if she thinks it sad/rubbish/embarrassing to buy/give.
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
...and guys wonder where they go wrong...(long sigh, shaking head...)
Maria_: apart from missing the beautiful day outside...lucky you for sleeping until 14:00ish : )
jyoti, jyoti, jyoti...
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
If you know it kills her why do you do it?
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
No IS no. Bordering on obsessive behaviour I'd say. You'd be dumped it it were me...
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewelery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
Sorry, how old are you..? Give it 10 years...
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
Why lie - she might buy you something similar next time thinking that's what YOU like, even if she thinks it sad/rubbish/embarrassing to buy/give.
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
...and guys wonder where they go wrong...(long sigh, shaking head...)
Tea B, Aug 10, 12 14:38
@Tea. I came home at 7am. Im excused :P
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
Of course you have to tell her she is hot and sexy (and beautiful)
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
No it doesnt. If you are still friends why not? But expect her to do the same
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
No... I hope we dont need so much reassurance
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
If you are in a commited relationship yes. Otherwise you are a creep. If you do it because you dont trust her then you have a problem
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
And kick his a**!
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
And you will get slapped. Just say sorry
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
As long as you wont get a cold
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
No. We prefer honesty
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
Emmm.. no. You are out and meet a friend. You hug your girlfriend before? No need
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
Of course you have to tell her she is hot and sexy (and beautiful)
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
No it doesnt. If you are still friends why not? But expect her to do the same
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
No... I hope we dont need so much reassurance
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
If you are in a commited relationship yes. Otherwise you are a creep. If you do it because you dont trust her then you have a problem
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
And kick his a**!
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
And you will get slapped. Just say sorry
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
As long as you wont get a cold
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
No. We prefer honesty
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
Emmm.. no. You are out and meet a friend. You hug your girlfriend before? No need
Maria_, Aug 10, 12 15:05
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
And you will get slapped. Just say sorry
Better get slapped or lose her than being sorry.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
And you will get slapped. Just say sorry
Better get slapped or lose her than being sorry.
Yoann P, Aug 10, 12 15:23
@Tea. I came home at 7am. Im excused :P
Aug 10, 12 15:00
good girl!
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
And you will get slapped. Just say sorry
Better get slapped or lose her than being sorry.
Aug 10, 12 15:23
What if its your fault that she is mad at you?
What if its your fault that she is mad at you?
Aug 10, 12 15:39
This is madness :) Women usually likes to be mad at us for no reason, to test our weakness. Do you really expect us to apologize ? (except if we did something bad on purpose and honestly regret it, which rarely happens)
This is madness :) Women usually likes to be mad at us for no reason, to test our weakness. Do you really expect us to apologize ? (except if we did something bad on purpose and honestly regret it, which rarely happens)
Yoann P, Aug 10, 12 15:43
stop watching bollywood films...
Well you obviously know the wrong women then :)
Men are simple, women are complex. So its normal that when the two meet there is a disparity in expectations and dislocation of return.
Women cannot be generalised in their expectations since each has differing buttons to press. Its a constant learning process, with a high failure rate.
Men on the other hand... well... rub the "genies tea pot" correctly and all wishes come true.
Good weekend all....
Men are simple, women are complex. So its normal that when the two meet there is a disparity in expectations and dislocation of return.
Women cannot be generalised in their expectations since each has differing buttons to press. Its a constant learning process, with a high failure rate.
Men on the other hand... well... rub the "genies tea pot" correctly and all wishes come true.
Good weekend all....
Charlie, Aug 10, 12 17:24
Men are simple, women are complex. So its normal that when the two meet there is a disparity in expectations and dislocation of return.
Women cannot be generalised in their expectations since each has differing buttons to press. Its a constant learning process, with a high failure rate.
Men on the other hand... well... rub the "genies tea pot" correctly and all wishes come true.
Good weekend all....
Aug 10, 12 17:24
rub the tea pot correctly...
Maria_: apart from missing the beautiful day outside...lucky you for sleeping until 14:00ish : )
jyoti, jyoti, jyoti...
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
If you know it kills her why do you do it?
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
No IS no. Bordering on obsessive behaviour I'd say. You'd be dumped it it were me...
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewelery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
Sorry, how old are you..? Give it 10 years...
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
Why lie - she might buy you something similar next time thinking that's what YOU like, even if she thinks it sad/rubbish/embarrassing to buy/give.
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
...and guys wonder where they go wrong...(long sigh, shaking head...)
Aug 10, 12 14:38
agreed! with #25.
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
Aug 10, 12 05:43
The perfect is the ennemy of the good... and I hate teddy bears 
Hi jyoti,
I just tried your list on my wife. She was fine with me calling her beautiful and held her hand, at least for a moment. She reacted confused when I sent her an SMS (she wasn't sleeping, is that an issue?). But she slapped me when I wanted to wrestle with her while she was on the phone with a friend. And when I hugged her from behind she told me to go away.
How do I get past point 5?
Aug 10, 12 13:14
LOL good one If you've never done this kind of thing before she probably thought the reason why you were acting weird was because you were feeling guilty
LOL good one If you've never done this kind of thing before she probably thought the reason why you were acting weird was because you were feeling guilty
Izzie, Aug 11, 12 03:59
Just saw that and it made me smile
Just saw that and it made me smile
Aug 11, 12 13:25
This is also only right if you met the wrong ones )))
This is also only right if you met the wrong ones )))
Aug 11, 12 15:10
Sure there are many different type of men out there... they may all dream of the temptress but nonetheless they fall in love, they have feelings, they can be hurt, they are afraid, they're good fathers and they are caring... ok not all the same way and not in the same degree... these mars and venus prejudices are a bit simple... they're good to sell books
Sure there are many different type of men out there... they may all dream of the temptress but nonetheless they fall in love, they have feelings, they can be hurt, they are afraid, they're good fathers and they are caring... ok not all the same way and not in the same degree... these mars and venus prejudices are a bit simple... they're good to sell books
Izzie, Aug 11, 12 16:31
Problem solved! Volume 1 of "Understanding Women's Behaviour" is now available from Amazon.
Problem solved! Volume 1 of "Understanding Women's Behaviour" is now available from Amazon.
Andy C, Aug 11, 12 18:46
Charlie is so right about women are complex. It wont matter nothing am I in to some guy or not I always act the same.. make it all look like I am not interested what so ever. Most times I scare them off! And when I finnaly admit to them I like them ect. It is always tooo late.. like 6 months to late :D :(
Charlie is so right about women are complex. It wont matter nothing am I in to some guy or not I always act the same.. make it all look like I am not interested what so ever. Most times I scare them off! And when I finnaly admit to them I like them ect. It is always tooo late.. like 6 months to late :D :(
Merike, Aug 11, 12 20:58
Charlie is so right about women are complex. It wont matter nothing am I in to some guy or not I always act the same.. make it all look like I am not interested what so ever. Most times I scare them off! And when I finnaly admit to them I like them ect. It is always tooo late.. like 6 months to late :D :(
Aug 11, 12 20:58
Problem solved! Volume 1 of "Understanding Women's Behaviour" is now available from Amazon.
Aug 11, 12 18:46
Is that just the index for volume 1?
I can sure you, even a women wont be able to write a book about "how to understand her" because we just dont know what we want! we only think we do, but when you give what we asked we dont want it! :D
I can sure you, even a women wont be able to write a book about "how to understand her" because we just dont know what we want! we only think we do, but when you give what we asked we dont want it! :D
Merike, Aug 11, 12 22:49
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
Aug 10, 12 05:43
♥♥♥ thanks ALL♥♥♥ 
Oh dear - there isn't an emoticon that means vomitting....this is the closest
Oh dear - there isn't an emoticon that means vomitting....this is the closest
buzzcocks, Aug 13, 12 21:48
And where did "Tell her she's beautiful - not hot or sexy" EVER come from??
Oh deary me.....
And where did "Tell her she's beautiful - not hot or sexy" EVER come from??
Oh deary me.....
buzzcocks, Aug 13, 12 21:51
And where did "Tell her she's beautiful - not hot or sexy" EVER come from??
Oh deary me.....
Aug 13, 12 21:51
to be honest...for once..."beautiful, hot AND sexy" ...have worked for me... together and independantly...
Generalisations dont work for men or women....we are individuals, and each to thier own...if we were all the same it would be much easier... we are not...hence the complexity and frankly the "fun"...
to be honest...for once..."beautiful, hot AND sexy" ...have worked for me... together and independantly...
Generalisations dont work for men or women....we are individuals, and each to thier own...if we were all the same it would be much easier... we are not...hence the complexity and frankly the "fun"...
Charlie, Aug 13, 12 21:56
And where did we miss - "could someone please tell original poster that it's spelt "some" and not "sum"
Intelligence is a huge turn on - ignorance is NOT bliss - it's a huge turn off.
Sorry to piss on your parade jyoti 
And where did we miss - "could someone please tell original poster that it's spelt "some" and not "sum"
Intelligence is a huge turn on - ignorance is NOT bliss - it's a huge turn off.
Sorry to piss on your parade jyoti
Carolyn C, Aug 13, 12 21:57
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
Aug 10, 12 05:43
Okay - here's my tuppence worth.....
1. Tell her she's beautiful - but only if she IS - not all women are, so if you're not in love with her, then don't lie.
2. Hold her hand because you want to protect her - got fuck all to do with love.
3. SO annoying - I have an alarm clock to wake me up - I - repeat "I" decide when I wake up.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win - going to sick right now - you've watched "Ghost" TOOO many times!!
5. Threatening - very very threatening.
6. Don't hang out with your Ex Full Stop - It doesn't "kill us" - it pisses us off - Full Stop
7. No worthy of an answer - you've been reading too many cartoons.
8. Only if you mean it - otherwise, its a crock of shit
9. As your "girlfriend" - like there is some "other" description????? Try "show pony" if you're white or "ma bitch" if you're black.
10. Please, don't. never, play with my hair - for a start your hands will need to be insured and second, you're bound to mess it up.
11. If I say "no, please don't pick me up" I mean "NO PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP, FUCKWIT".
12. Who are you to guage what is "unwanted contact" - I think we may have too different ideas of what is "unwanted".....
13. Make me laugh, because we have the same sense of humour.
14. TOOOOOO uncomfortable....
15. Don't kiss me AT ALL, if its the wrong time of the month - you will NEVER win.
16.Where do you get these dried up cliches from? I'm beginning to think I'm in a Dolly Parton Song!!
17. No - No- No - We don't go to sleep with teddy bears, we only appreciate real diamonds, and we don't want to sleep it you dirty, minging shirt - ESPECIALLY if it smells of you.
18. God I'm so bored - now the Olympics is over.....I don't even understand this shite.
19. But only if your teeth are perfect.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends - regardless!! It's your only quality time together if you both work - doh!
21. Give her an umbrella - it will be much more appreciated than a kiss - stoip watching shit movies.
22. If she knows you care, you won't have to kiss her....
23. Why? She probably HATES your taste in music! Unless you're both 17.....and from the sound of this post.....
24. No it will mean the world to YOU - try getting her something that willl mean the world to HER - like a little thought and attention to detail.....
25. You sycophantic Bastard! Do you really think women are so shallow that we can't see through your pathetic attempts to make "us happy" - sorry Signore, but we were happy before you came along with your twat-filled ideas of how to "make us happy".
26 - on a roll now....errrr. it WONT break our hearts - cos we're women, we just think "bastard, didn't call" and move on - it does NOT break our hearts because, believe it or not fuckwit, our happiness is not dependant on your approval - its dependent on our own opinion of our own approval.
27. "Give her what she wants" - since time began, men never gave woman what "she wants" because he's too self centered and selfish to even consider what a woman "wants" - and women are fire - and if you smother a flame - you smother love - idiot!!
28. Only a man would say "recognize the small things" - assume you're referring to your dick.....
29. And you would do this - why?
30. If you don't want to spend your free time with me, then I don't want to spend my free time with YOU - as you love to say "do the math(s)"
31. How you going to show me? Pull down your pants? Already figured, THAT'S not going to work.
I think you need to walk away from the 80's "Love Is" cartoons and the Charles M Chulz cartoons and get with the programme.
Sorry - this is so long but a long crock of shit takes a long crock of shit to answer. :-)
Okay - here's my tuppence worth.....
1. Tell her she's beautiful - but only if she IS - not all women are, so if you're not in love with her, then don't lie.
2. Hold her hand because you want to protect her - got fuck all to do with love.
3. SO annoying - I have an alarm clock to wake me up - I - repeat "I" decide when I wake up.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win - going to sick right now - you've watched "Ghost" TOOO many times!!
5. Threatening - very very threatening.
6. Don't hang out with your Ex Full Stop - It doesn't "kill us" - it pisses us off - Full Stop
7. No worthy of an answer - you've been reading too many cartoons.
8. Only if you mean it - otherwise, its a crock of shit
9. As your "girlfriend" - like there is some "other" description????? Try "show pony" if you're white or "ma bitch" if you're black.
10. Please, don't. never, play with my hair - for a start your hands will need to be insured and second, you're bound to mess it up.
11. If I say "no, please don't pick me up" I mean "NO PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP, FUCKWIT".
12. Who are you to guage what is "unwanted contact" - I think we may have too different ideas of what is "unwanted".....
13. Make me laugh, because we have the same sense of humour.
14. TOOOOOO uncomfortable....
15. Don't kiss me AT ALL, if its the wrong time of the month - you will NEVER win.
16.Where do you get these dried up cliches from? I'm beginning to think I'm in a Dolly Parton Song!!
17. No - No- No - We don't go to sleep with teddy bears, we only appreciate real diamonds, and we don't want to sleep it you dirty, minging shirt - ESPECIALLY if it smells of you.
18. God I'm so bored - now the Olympics is over.....I don't even understand this shite.
19. But only if your teeth are perfect.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends - regardless!! It's your only quality time together if you both work - doh!
21. Give her an umbrella - it will be much more appreciated than a kiss - stoip watching shit movies.
22. If she knows you care, you won't have to kiss her....
23. Why? She probably HATES your taste in music! Unless you're both 17.....and from the sound of this post.....
24. No it will mean the world to YOU - try getting her something that willl mean the world to HER - like a little thought and attention to detail.....
25. You sycophantic Bastard! Do you really think women are so shallow that we can't see through your pathetic attempts to make "us happy" - sorry Signore, but we were happy before you came along with your twat-filled ideas of how to "make us happy".
26 - on a roll now....errrr. it WONT break our hearts - cos we're women, we just think "bastard, didn't call" and move on - it does NOT break our hearts because, believe it or not fuckwit, our happiness is not dependant on your approval - its dependent on our own opinion of our own approval.
27. "Give her what she wants" - since time began, men never gave woman what "she wants" because he's too self centered and selfish to even consider what a woman "wants" - and women are fire - and if you smother a flame - you smother love - idiot!!
28. Only a man would say "recognize the small things" - assume you're referring to your dick.....
29. And you would do this - why?
30. If you don't want to spend your free time with me, then I don't want to spend my free time with YOU - as you love to say "do the math(s)"
31. How you going to show me? Pull down your pants? Already figured, THAT'S not going to work.
I think you need to walk away from the 80's "Love Is" cartoons and the Charles M Chulz cartoons and get with the programme.
Sorry - this is so long but a long crock of shit takes a long crock of shit to answer. :-)
Carolyn C, Aug 13, 12 22:31
Hang on....Hang ON....I think I've worked it out.The original poster is a "troll"(stupid name) It is surely the only explaination??
Hang on....Hang ON....I think I've worked it out.The original poster is a "troll"(stupid name) It is surely the only explaination??
buzzcocks, Aug 13, 12 23:38
Okay - here's my tuppence worth.....
1. Tell her she's beautiful - but only if she IS - not all women are, so if you're not in love with her, then don't lie.
2. Hold her hand because you want to protect her - got fuck all to do with love.
3. SO annoying - I have an alarm clock to wake me up - I - repeat "I" decide when I wake up.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win - going to sick right now - you've watched "Ghost" TOOO many times!!
5. Threatening - very very threatening.
6. Don't hang out with your Ex Full Stop - It doesn't "kill us" - it pisses us off - Full Stop
7. No worthy of an answer - you've been reading too many cartoons.
8. Only if you mean it - otherwise, its a crock of shit
9. As your "girlfriend" - like there is some "other" description????? Try "show pony" if you're white or "ma bitch" if you're black.
10. Please, don't. never, play with my hair - for a start your hands will need to be insured and second, you're bound to mess it up.
11. If I say "no, please don't pick me up" I mean "NO PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP, FUCKWIT".
12. Who are you to guage what is "unwanted contact" - I think we may have too different ideas of what is "unwanted".....
13. Make me laugh, because we have the same sense of humour.
14. TOOOOOO uncomfortable....
15. Don't kiss me AT ALL, if its the wrong time of the month - you will NEVER win.
16.Where do you get these dried up cliches from? I'm beginning to think I'm in a Dolly Parton Song!!
17. No - No- No - We don't go to sleep with teddy bears, we only appreciate real diamonds, and we don't want to sleep it you dirty, minging shirt - ESPECIALLY if it smells of you.
18. God I'm so bored - now the Olympics is over.....I don't even understand this shite.
19. But only if your teeth are perfect.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends - regardless!! It's your only quality time together if you both work - doh!
21. Give her an umbrella - it will be much more appreciated than a kiss - stoip watching shit movies.
22. If she knows you care, you won't have to kiss her....
23. Why? She probably HATES your taste in music! Unless you're both 17.....and from the sound of this post.....
24. No it will mean the world to YOU - try getting her something that willl mean the world to HER - like a little thought and attention to detail.....
25. You sycophantic Bastard! Do you really think women are so shallow that we can't see through your pathetic attempts to make "us happy" - sorry Signore, but we were happy before you came along with your twat-filled ideas of how to "make us happy".
26 - on a roll now....errrr. it WONT break our hearts - cos we're women, we just think "bastard, didn't call" and move on - it does NOT break our hearts because, believe it or not fuckwit, our happiness is not dependant on your approval - its dependent on our own opinion of our own approval.
27. "Give her what she wants" - since time began, men never gave woman what "she wants" because he's too self centered and selfish to even consider what a woman "wants" - and women are fire - and if you smother a flame - you smother love - idiot!!
28. Only a man would say "recognize the small things" - assume you're referring to your dick.....
29. And you would do this - why?
30. If you don't want to spend your free time with me, then I don't want to spend my free time with YOU - as you love to say "do the math(s)"
31. How you going to show me? Pull down your pants? Already figured, THAT'S not going to work.
I think you need to walk away from the 80's "Love Is" cartoons and the Charles M Chulz cartoons and get with the programme.
Sorry - this is so long but a long crock of shit takes a long crock of shit to answer. :-)
Aug 13, 12 22:31
someone forgot to take her happy pill this morning....
made me laugh though.....and terrified me at the same time...
someone forgot to take her happy pill this morning....
made me laugh though.....and terrified me at the same time...
Charlie, Aug 13, 12 23:57
Okay - here's my tuppence worth.....
1. Tell her she's beautiful - but only if she IS - not all women are, so if you're not in love with her, then don't lie.
2. Hold her hand because you want to protect her - got fuck all to do with love.
3. SO annoying - I have an alarm clock to wake me up - I - repeat "I" decide when I wake up.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win - going to sick right now - you've watched "Ghost" TOOO many times!!
5. Threatening - very very threatening.
6. Don't hang out with your Ex Full Stop - It doesn't "kill us" - it pisses us off - Full Stop
7. No worthy of an answer - you've been reading too many cartoons.
8. Only if you mean it - otherwise, its a crock of shit
9. As your "girlfriend" - like there is some "other" description????? Try "show pony" if you're white or "ma bitch" if you're black.
10. Please, don't. never, play with my hair - for a start your hands will need to be insured and second, you're bound to mess it up.
11. If I say "no, please don't pick me up" I mean "NO PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP, FUCKWIT".
12. Who are you to guage what is "unwanted contact" - I think we may have too different ideas of what is "unwanted".....
13. Make me laugh, because we have the same sense of humour.
14. TOOOOOO uncomfortable....
15. Don't kiss me AT ALL, if its the wrong time of the month - you will NEVER win.
16.Where do you get these dried up cliches from? I'm beginning to think I'm in a Dolly Parton Song!!
17. No - No- No - We don't go to sleep with teddy bears, we only appreciate real diamonds, and we don't want to sleep it you dirty, minging shirt - ESPECIALLY if it smells of you.
18. God I'm so bored - now the Olympics is over.....I don't even understand this shite.
19. But only if your teeth are perfect.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends - regardless!! It's your only quality time together if you both work - doh!
21. Give her an umbrella - it will be much more appreciated than a kiss - stoip watching shit movies.
22. If she knows you care, you won't have to kiss her....
23. Why? She probably HATES your taste in music! Unless you're both 17.....and from the sound of this post.....
24. No it will mean the world to YOU - try getting her something that willl mean the world to HER - like a little thought and attention to detail.....
25. You sycophantic Bastard! Do you really think women are so shallow that we can't see through your pathetic attempts to make "us happy" - sorry Signore, but we were happy before you came along with your twat-filled ideas of how to "make us happy".
26 - on a roll now....errrr. it WONT break our hearts - cos we're women, we just think "bastard, didn't call" and move on - it does NOT break our hearts because, believe it or not fuckwit, our happiness is not dependant on your approval - its dependent on our own opinion of our own approval.
27. "Give her what she wants" - since time began, men never gave woman what "she wants" because he's too self centered and selfish to even consider what a woman "wants" - and women are fire - and if you smother a flame - you smother love - idiot!!
28. Only a man would say "recognize the small things" - assume you're referring to your dick.....
29. And you would do this - why?
30. If you don't want to spend your free time with me, then I don't want to spend my free time with YOU - as you love to say "do the math(s)"
31. How you going to show me? Pull down your pants? Already figured, THAT'S not going to work.
I think you need to walk away from the 80's "Love Is" cartoons and the Charles M Chulz cartoons and get with the programme.
Sorry - this is so long but a long crock of shit takes a long crock of shit to answer. :-)
Aug 13, 12 22:31
Truly excellent! Just what was needed.
someone forgot to take her happy pill this morning....
made me laugh though.....and terrified me at the same time...
Aug 13, 12 23:57
Thankfully,some people have managed to escape the pressure to "take the happy pills" - and just be themselves and say what they think!!!!
Thankfully,some people have managed to escape the pressure to "take the happy pills" - and just be themselves and say what they think!!!!
buzzcocks, Aug 14, 12 00:08
This thread is cracking me up!!!
1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or $exy.♥
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.♥
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.♥
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.♥
5. Hug her from behind.♥
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.♥
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you're done and kiss her.♥
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.♥
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend.♥
10. Play with her hair.♥
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.♥
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.♥
13. Make her laugh, just because you love to see her smile.♥
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.♥
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her, don't fight back.♥
16. If you care about her, tell her, or else she won't come back.♥
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewlery (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).♥
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.♥
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.♥
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.♥
21. Kiss her in the rain, without an umbrella.♥
22. Kiss her just to let her know you care.♥
23. If you're listening to music, give her the other headphone.♥
24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it is simple and inexpensive, it came from you. It will mean the world to her.♥
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her you love it, even if you don't, just to make her happy.♥
26. Always call her when you say you will. Failing to do so will break her heart. We love hearing your voice, even if only for a minute.♥
27. Give her what she wants, but don't smother her.♥
28. Recognize the small things. They mean the most.♥
29. Don't hug other girls before her.♥
30. Spend your free time with her. She will love you for it.♥
31. If you care her, don't just talk about it, show her.♥
Aug 10, 12 05:43
Mr Jyoti; I would like to respond with two points:
1. Daytime TV just called - they'd like their cliches back.
2. Based on this and your other recent posts, I think you may have misunderstood the Swiss immigration regulations. It's not mandatory to hand in your testicles in exchange for a work permit.
Mr Jyoti; I would like to respond with two points:
1. Daytime TV just called - they'd like their cliches back.
2. Based on this and your other recent posts, I think you may have misunderstood the Swiss immigration regulations. It's not mandatory to hand in your testicles in exchange for a work permit.
Andy C, Aug 14, 12 00:15
Thankfully,some people have managed to escape the pressure to "take the happy pills" - and just be themselves and say what they think!!!!
Aug 14, 12 00:08
indeed...Im not myself this evening... apologies.
Ouch! Not sure we have to be SO harsh.maybe he means it-and just needs to be led towards enlightenment?
Ouch! Not sure we have to be SO harsh.maybe he means it-and just needs to be led towards enlightenment?
buzzcocks, Aug 14, 12 00:22
That other thread from same poster left me........... speechless 
Just boil the damn egg already!
Izzie, Aug 14, 12 00:36
Prince Charming instructions on how to make Snow White happy... A bit cliché, don't you think? Okay, these little marks of affection count, but if that's all it takes to make her happy, she must be either terribly dull or terribly boring and most likely both...
Prince Charming instructions on how to make Snow White happy... A bit cliché, don't you think? Okay, these little marks of affection count, but if that's all it takes to make her happy, she must be either terribly dull or terribly boring and most likely both...
Free, Aug 14, 12 01:09
Despite the globalization of mass cultural references, I believe there are still some huge cultural differences in expressing love - although the feeling is international - and obviously this thread is the perfect illustration of it. Sadly jyoti, most sensible Western women won't find it crucial and determining for their attachment towards a man that he knows how to shape an egg in the form of a heart to make breakfast or that he kisses her under the rain if he doesn't feel the urge to it but simply want to impress or please her... honesty, authenticity in caring and be present in the crucial moment matter. Maybe in other parts of the World women do find this very touching, I don't know, but around here most women I know would find it cheesy...
Then I wonder If in all the points you are making you are not yourself, you are continuously making efforts and concessions, this somehow "perfect" attitude is sustainable over time.
" (...) Psychologist Erich Fromm maintained in his book "The art of loving" that love is not merely a feeling but is also actions, and that in fact, the "feeling" of love is superficial in comparison to ones commitment to love via a series of loving actions over time. In this sense, Fromm held that love is ultimately not a feeling at all, but rather is a commitment to, and adherence to, loving actions towards another, ones self, or many others, over a sustained duration. Fromm also described Love as a conscious choice that in its early stages might originate as an involuntary feeling, but which then later no longer depends on those feelings, but rather depends only on conscious commitment. "
Despite the globalization of mass cultural references, I believe there are still some huge cultural differences in expressing love - although the feeling is international - and obviously this thread is the perfect illustration of it. Sadly jyoti, most sensible Western women won't find it crucial and determining for their attachment towards a man that he knows how to shape an egg in the form of a heart to make breakfast or that he kisses her under the rain if he doesn't feel the urge to it but simply want to impress or please her... honesty, authenticity in caring and be present in the crucial moment matter. Maybe in other parts of the World women do find this very touching, I don't know, but around here most women I know would find it cheesy...
Then I wonder If in all the points you are making you are not yourself, you are continuously making efforts and concessions, this somehow "perfect" attitude is sustainable over time.
" (...) Psychologist Erich Fromm maintained in his book "The art of loving" that love is not merely a feeling but is also actions, and that in fact, the "feeling" of love is superficial in comparison to ones commitment to love via a series of loving actions over time. In this sense, Fromm held that love is ultimately not a feeling at all, but rather is a commitment to, and adherence to, loving actions towards another, ones self, or many others, over a sustained duration. Fromm also described Love as a conscious choice that in its early stages might originate as an involuntary feeling, but which then later no longer depends on those feelings, but rather depends only on conscious commitment. "
Izzie, Aug 14, 12 01:25
Good point Izzie: "Cultural differences in conceptualizing love" and I also agree with Fromm that love includes a commitment. Also (acc. to Fromm): You do not "have" the other one.
It might be helpful to separate the different forms of love:
1 Storge – affection
2 Philia – friendship
3 Eros – romance
4 Agape – unconditional love
Jyoti's list seems to be for the hopeless romantic and I like some of the simple things mentioned. Would take it rather as a list of attention and "good" behaviour (which as Izzie said) shows some cultural background.
Good point Izzie: "Cultural differences in conceptualizing love" and I also agree with Fromm that love includes a commitment. Also (acc. to Fromm): You do not "have" the other one.
It might be helpful to separate the different forms of love:
1 Storge – affection
2 Philia – friendship
3 Eros – romance
4 Agape – unconditional love
Jyoti's list seems to be for the hopeless romantic and I like some of the simple things mentioned. Would take it rather as a list of attention and "good" behaviour (which as Izzie said) shows some cultural background.
rena, Aug 14, 12 08:11
Izzie makes some great points, but here's the main one: cultural differences.
In certain cultures it's much more common to send messages or write posts like this one. I've worked for an Indian company where one of our managers did it often, and I have a few other Asian friends who tend to post stuff that us Western Europeans find cliche'.
I have no problem with Jyoti posting his affection for women (or a particular one) like this; it's an international forum after all. If you don't like it you can just ignore it. Or make good-natured jokes, which is fine as well. There's no need to become disrespectful though.
Izzie makes some great points, but here's the main one: cultural differences.
In certain cultures it's much more common to send messages or write posts like this one. I've worked for an Indian company where one of our managers did it often, and I have a few other Asian friends who tend to post stuff that us Western Europeans find cliche'.
I have no problem with Jyoti posting his affection for women (or a particular one) like this; it's an international forum after all. If you don't like it you can just ignore it. Or make good-natured jokes, which is fine as well. There's no need to become disrespectful though.
Edward B, Aug 14, 12 09:01
Point 32
That other thread from same poster left me........... speechless
Just boil the damn egg already!
Aug 14, 12 00:36
Hahahaha - just had to have a peek - thanks Izzie. Though we both know when it doesn't work, we'll just feed it to the cat.......
Hahahaha - just had to have a peek - thanks Izzie. Though we both know when it doesn't work, we'll just feed it to the cat.......
Carolyn C, Aug 14, 12 09:34
Point 32
Aug 14, 12 09:25
Oh, stop it.........right now.....please!
Call me cynical, but if someone served me that for breakfast, I'd be thinking "okay - who is she.....?"
Oh, stop it.........right now.....please!
Call me cynical, but if someone served me that for breakfast, I'd be thinking "okay - who is she.....?"
Carolyn C, Aug 14, 12 09:36
And where did "Tell her she's beautiful - not hot or sexy" EVER come from??
Oh deary me.....
Aug 13, 12 21:51
Tell a beautiful girl she's smart.
Tell a smart girl she's beautiful.
It works. ...and I should stop giving away my secrets.
Tell a beautiful girl she's smart.
Tell a smart girl she's beautiful.
It works. ...and I should stop giving away my secrets.
richardm, Aug 14, 12 10:24
We need to get on the right track, being that the poster thinks this will get him laid. Even I am quite intrigued by his breakfast making skills *hint*.
So the question is: Does starting a topic like this, being a man, get you laid? 2nd Question: If so, by whom?
We need to get on the right track, being that the poster thinks this will get him laid. Even I am quite intrigued by his breakfast making skills *hint*.
So the question is: Does starting a topic like this, being a man, get you laid? 2nd Question: If so, by whom?
ThomasNL, Aug 14, 12 10:27
Tell a beautiful girl she's smart.
Tell a smart girl she's beautiful.
It works. ...and I should stop giving away my secrets.
Aug 14, 12 10:24
well it's nice but we heard that many time (as all my girlfriends), even my daughter knows this trick (she is 14) come on guy, speaks from your heart and not from quotes :-P
well it's nice but we heard that many time (as all my girlfriends), even my daughter knows this trick (she is 14) come on guy, speaks from your heart and not from quotes :-P
Juli r, Aug 14, 12 10:37
well it's nice but we heard that many time (as all my girlfriends), even my daughter knows this trick (she is 14) come on guy, speaks from your heart and not from quotes :-P
Aug 14, 12 10:37
Whatever...
The real problem is that my female friends have read this and are now trying to remember if I've ever called them smart or beautiful. :-P
Whatever...
The real problem is that my female friends have read this and are now trying to remember if I've ever called them smart or beautiful. :-P
richardm, Aug 14, 12 10:44
Whatever...
The real problem is that my female friends have read this and are now trying to remember if I've ever called them smart or beautiful. :-P
Aug 14, 12 10:44
if you never invited them in MacDo (personal experience) you still have a chance to contact them, and tell both they are beautiful & smart, and add with good sense of humour :-))
if you never invited them in MacDo (personal experience) you still have a chance to contact them, and tell both they are beautiful & smart, and add with good sense of humour :-))
Juli r, Aug 14, 12 10:54
We need to get on the right track, being that the poster thinks this will get him laid. Even I am quite intrigued by his breakfast making skills *hint*.
So the question is: Does starting a topic like this, being a man, get you laid? 2nd Question: If so, by whom?
Aug 14, 12 10:27
"Talking the talk" and "walking the talk" are two different things....
"Talking the talk" and "walking the talk" are two different things....
Aug 14, 12 10:55
Talking is overrated.
To be sure however, he should give us a glimpse of his inbox and post a screenshot.
Talking is overrated.
To be sure however, he should give us a glimpse of his inbox and post a screenshot.
ThomasNL, Aug 14, 12 11:21
Whatever...
The real problem is that my female friends have read this and are now trying to remember if I've ever called them smart or beautiful. :-P
Aug 14, 12 10:44
bothered?
It is all very nice what poster have said (posted), but guys like him have small change to get laid (find a gf), why?
I don´t know lot of girls who loves super hyper romantic guys, actually I know only 2 girls out of several 100.
We préféré something in between confident and strong who makes us feel safe and who can be romantic time to time.
We still wish to feel protected by our boyfriend and not other way around.. I would be able to protect a guy (maybe). But I don´t want to!
So my question is, why are you making all these thacky posts?
It is all very nice what poster have said (posted), but guys like him have small change to get laid (find a gf), why?
I don´t know lot of girls who loves super hyper romantic guys, actually I know only 2 girls out of several 100.
We préféré something in between confident and strong who makes us feel safe and who can be romantic time to time.
We still wish to feel protected by our boyfriend and not other way around.. I would be able to protect a guy (maybe). But I don´t want to!
So my question is, why are you making all these thacky posts?
Merike, Aug 14, 12 11:29
Talking is overrated.
To be sure however, he should give us a glimpse of his inbox and post a screenshot.
Aug 14, 12 11:21
Email inbox screenshot is not "proof of action"....
If that were the case my spam folder would be indicating that I get laid 15 times a day at the very least....
We need to devise a better indicator of success....
Email inbox screenshot is not "proof of action"....
If that were the case my spam folder would be indicating that I get laid 15 times a day at the very least....
We need to devise a better indicator of success....
Charlie, Aug 14, 12 11:29
if you never invited them in MacDo (personal experience) you still have a chance to contact them, and tell both they are beautiful & smart, and add with good sense of humour :-))
Aug 14, 12 10:54
For you, dear, I would SuperSize your order. 'Cuz your special.
Email inbox screenshot is not "proof of action"....
If that were the case my spam folder would be indicating that I get laid 15 times a day at the very least....
We need to devise a better indicator of success....
Aug 14, 12 11:29
Charlie, my spam folder makes it clear that I have erectile dysfunction and need various pills to solve it. News to me....
Charlie, my spam folder makes it clear that I have erectile dysfunction and need various pills to solve it. News to me....
richardm, Aug 14, 12 11:32
Charlie, my spam folder makes it clear that I have erectile dysfunction and need various pills to solve it. News to me....
Aug 14, 12 11:32
Join the club... apparently I should be buying pills made in India as well... which probably (if news reports are to be believed on fake drugs) would make me grow a second head, rather than extending my third leg...
sigh....
Join the club... apparently I should be buying pills made in India as well... which probably (if news reports are to be believed on fake drugs) would make me grow a second head, rather than extending my third leg...
sigh....
Charlie, Aug 14, 12 11:39
Aug 14, 12 09:53
That's just too funny!! made me laugh today. thanks
Tell a beautiful girl she's smart.
Tell a smart girl she's beautiful.
It works. ...and I should stop giving away my secrets.
Aug 14, 12 10:24
What do you tell a beautiful and smart girl?
What do you tell a beautiful and smart girl?
Aug 14, 12 16:06
Would you like breakfast?
What do you tell a beautiful and smart girl?
Aug 14, 12 16:06
The same thing I tell the others: "Trains back to Geneva are at :19 :32 and :54 from platform 2"
The same thing I tell the others: "Trains back to Geneva are at :19 :32 and :54 from platform 2"
richardm, Aug 14, 12 16:24
What do you tell a beautiful and smart girl?
Aug 14, 12 16:06
"You really remind me of Carolyn C".....
Orgasm quotient :)
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-4648/10-Reasons-to-Up-Your-Orgasm-Quotient.html
Karl N, Aug 14, 12 16:39
What do you tell a beautiful and smart girl?
Aug 14, 12 16:06
KOWIGH
KOWIGH
Aug 14, 12 16:53
― Oscar Wilde
― Oscar Wilde
rena, Aug 14, 12 17:38
― Oscar Wilde
Aug 14, 12 17:38
Knickers Off When I Get Home!
"You really remind me of Carolyn C".....
Aug 14, 12 16:35
ExACTly
Knickers Off When I Get Home!
Aug 14, 12 17:49
Mmm-in light of recent sporting events,and known male tendencies, could also be "Kick- Off When I Get Home"("get the beers in" being therefore understood)
Mmm-in light of recent sporting events,and known male tendencies, could also be "Kick- Off When I Get Home"("get the beers in" being therefore understood)
buzzcocks, Aug 14, 12 18:34
And what a fantastic mix to have Charlie's post explaination teaming up with the name of "Oscar Wilde".As they say in French,hallucinant!
And what a fantastic mix to have Charlie's post explaination teaming up with the name of "Oscar Wilde".As they say in French,hallucinant!
buzzcocks, Aug 14, 12 18:36
If you really (really) like someone (or let's say GIB) , whatever is wrong you will find it cute 
If you really (really) like someone (or let's say GIB) , whatever is wrong you will find it cute
Juli r, Aug 14, 12 19:20
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Crista Julia, Aug 21, 12 19:59
It is indeed very difficult to find real love in this world ......... and your best efforts might not please her as money and materialistic possessions are held more importance than real love ...... It is not that simple as the 31 bullet points listed ...... not practical in real life .........
It is indeed very difficult to find real love in this world ......... and your best efforts might not please her as money and materialistic possessions are held more importance than real love ...... It is not that simple as the 31 bullet points listed ...... not practical in real life .........
Aadish J, Aug 21, 12 23:07
It is indeed very difficult to find real love in this world ......... and your best efforts might not please her as money and materialistic possessions are held more importance than real love ...... It is not that simple as the 31 bullet points listed ...... not practical in real life .........
Aug 21, 12 23:07
Hi Aadish,
It's still possible to find real love by giving real love (sorry for simplifying the subject).
And the good news is: There are many girls out there who give a "sh..." for "your" big car or bank account (we have our own money)
Hi Aadish,
It's still possible to find real love by giving real love (sorry for simplifying the subject).
And the good news is: There are many girls out there who give a "sh..." for "your" big car or bank account (we have our own money)
rena, Aug 22, 12 12:41
Hi Aadish,
It's still possible to find real love by giving real love (sorry for simplifying the subject).
And the good news is: There are many girls out there who give a "sh..." for "your" big car or bank account (we have our own money)
Aug 22, 12 12:41
Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think). Let me know if you need further help with your English
Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think). Let me know if you need further help with your English
catalin, Aug 22, 12 13:50
Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type.
Hi Aadish,
It's still possible to find real love by giving real love (sorry for simplifying the subject).
And the good news is: There are many girls out there who give a "sh..." for "your" big car or bank account (we have our own money)
Aug 22, 12 12:41
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites?
How not to make her smile:
1. Lecture her
"Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think)." - Catalin
2. Make sure she grasps your superiority
"Let me know if you need further help with your English" - Catalin
3. Misinterpret her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
4. Insult her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
5. Confuse her (at least, you confused me)
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites? - Edward B.
How not to make her smile:
1. Lecture her
"Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think)." - Catalin
2. Make sure she grasps your superiority
"Let me know if you need further help with your English" - Catalin
3. Misinterpret her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
4. Insult her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
5. Confuse her (at least, you confused me)
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites? - Edward B.
JR M, Aug 22, 12 14:54
How not to make her smile:
1. Lecture her
"Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think)." - Catalin
2. Make sure she grasps your superiority
"Let me know if you need further help with your English" - Catalin
3. Misinterpret her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
4. Insult her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
5. Confuse her (at least, you confused me)
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites? - Edward B.
Aug 22, 12 14:54
You can start a separate thread, "how to kiss her ass"...
You can start a separate thread, "how to kiss her ass"...
Aug 22, 12 15:10
That is one way to make a woman smile.....
A woman with money?
You gotta love them..... (and feel sorry for the ex at teh same time)
(now Im gonna duck before im hit with a flying frying pan)
A woman with money?
You gotta love them..... (and feel sorry for the ex at teh same time)
(now Im gonna duck before im hit with a flying frying pan)
Charlie, Aug 22, 12 17:13
How not to make her smile:
1. Lecture her
"Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think)." - Catalin
2. Make sure she grasps your superiority
"Let me know if you need further help with your English" - Catalin
3. Misinterpret her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
4. Insult her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
5. Confuse her (at least, you confused me)
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites? - Edward B.
Aug 22, 12 14:54
You think I should have mentioned my level 85 Warlock?
You think I should have mentioned my level 85 Warlock?
Aug 22, 12 17:28
If were going there ...Im a Level 65 Colonel on Battlefield 3 online... does that count?
If were going there ...Im a Level 65 Colonel on Battlefield 3 online... does that count?
Charlie, Aug 22, 12 17:36
Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think). Let me know if you need further help with your English
Aug 22, 12 13:50
Thanks Catalin, good to know (have my CAE exam on Friday...)
Thanks Catalin, good to know (have my CAE exam on Friday...)
Aug 22, 12 21:39
Let's hope they do give a shit ;) Et merde!
Let's hope they do give a shit ;) Et merde!
Aug 22, 12 21:45
Merde...
How not to make her smile:
1. Lecture her
"Renate, "to give a shit" actually means "to care" in English, and the result is opposite to the point you are trying to make (I think)." - Catalin
2. Make sure she grasps your superiority
"Let me know if you need further help with your English" - Catalin
3. Misinterpret her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
4. Insult her
"Didn`t have Rena figured for the greedy type". - Thomas NL
5. Confuse her (at least, you confused me)
You have money?
Nice to meet you, do you like websites? - Edward B.
Aug 22, 12 14:54
Thanks JR M, you know I am easy to please
No worries - And I know all these guys have money so...
Thanks JR M, you know I am easy to please No worries - And I know all these guys have money so...
rena, Aug 22, 12 22:10
I was really happy when i had the feeling I found love but the illusions were shattered my my love deceived me for worldly comforts ................ thus now i really do not believe in the existence of true love ............. I will be happy to meet with someone who really understands love in the real sense ........... People are very lucky who find real love / life partners in their life.......... I wish to find my love soon in my life ......... I am a gemini and geminis are always very romantic but life had been really unpredictable for me and dont really know whats written in fate ..........
somebody asked regarding websites so i can help anyone of you in any website building project ............ feel free to get in touch with me............
I was really happy when i had the feeling I found love but the illusions were shattered my my love deceived me for worldly comforts ................ thus now i really do not believe in the existence of true love ............. I will be happy to meet with someone who really understands love in the real sense ........... People are very lucky who find real love / life partners in their life.......... I wish to find my love soon in my life ......... I am a gemini and geminis are always very romantic but life had been really unpredictable for me and dont really know whats written in fate ..........
somebody asked regarding websites so i can help anyone of you in any website building project ............ feel free to get in touch with me............
Aadish J, Aug 22, 12 23:02
