Pioneer: I bet they're lining up!

I'll show you a good time.

Make that two ;)

har har

bravo! good luck Pioneer85!..

in this 'modern' era girls can ask boys out !!!

only guy reply ;-)

"People get a life, dont you guys have better things to do, like do your job?"

mate. getting a life = doing your job ????

seriously?

someone take this guy out. either literally or figuratively.

Oh dear!!! Did someone get up on the wrong side of the bed today?  Why are you taking this so seriously? Can you not see any humour in this thread?

Smile...please!

I am absolutely thrilled that this joke has upset someone so much, Justdidit please remove your comment as you are ruining everyone elses day/fun

Well im a cute girl but im busy today. Sorry :)

I'm not cute, but i can take you out ;-P

Hey Nir: While you are at it could you not please forbid anyone in Glocals to have fun!

Pioneer: How about I forward some of my more feminine replies ;.)

Pioneer: damn bro, your post is actually working and generating some female volunteers to take you out! You lucky dog...I suspect that based on these results, we might see many more 'looking for a girl to take me out' posts...(-:

More "looking for a girl to take me out" posts = more unconstructive rants from Justdoit though...

yes, was lookin a bit shaky with the 1st seven replies all being male (including an unprovoked rant) but the ladies finally pulled through! 

What woman can resist a bit of irish charm!! :)

Well said!  

Does glocals have a blog?!? I really cant beleive [sic] that I haven't seen it, yet.

@ marina: get a life and do your job! how old are u by the way???:-))) xxx in otherwords carry on sweety

@justdoit: man u have got to get back on your medication again and stop mixing the pills!!

@ pioneer 85: youre a genius! i was gonna do the same but ask women (hairy moustache or not) of over 40 to date me out..oh sorry i mean take me out!

@Nir: i think we ought 2 give daniela genev a prize for her tremendous success as a new glocals arrival: maybe u give her the bigmac and i'll offer a sundae icecream ...

"@Nir: i think we ought 2 give daniela genev a prize for her tremendous success as a new glocals arrival: maybe u give her the bigmac and i'll offer a sundae icecream ..."

Banana split anyone?? And don't forget the cherries

@medicis: now now u know that i know that u know that we both know that we know that u r cute. faux modesty will get u nowhere:-)

@ Lannah: :-))))))))

Bongiorno Tony

I see you lost the mafioso shades while I was on hols.
Well done, with your friendlier, cuddlier look I'm sure the offers for dates with cute girls are flooding in.

As for women in their 40's, ( mustached or not), taking you out.... you may have jeopardised you chances with your remark.
From where I stand (the "wrong"side of 40) one of the advantages of reaching this grand old age is that we've tried and tested various techniques for getting rid of unwnated things, among them, hair in the wrong places
and unwanted comments that portrays us as old hags.

Shame on you! I'm considering resigning my membership of the Tony Montana fanclub

Pioneer85, why so shy? :-) why not start thread "looking for a long night of a wild sex, call me asap"???

Honestly, guys, maybe Justdoit's post was not really in line, but at the most of forums you get BAN for this "flooding", lucky we, that Nir has a sense of humour...

Dear Robi:

Since ive ruined my chances then im gonna hand over the reign to my boss! he just saw your picture and is up 4 a date! and its ok he's not on glocals!

He's about 5ft 4, very viril, a big hairy moustache, perfect baby chest (no hair) deep voice and wonderful ashtray breath! he's got a few zits on his face...all in all he's Yer man as the Irish would say...

Ok, no issues with the height, " the best scents do come in small bottles".

Moustache? That'd have to go! Baby smooth chest? Maybe he's being waxing the wrong place.

Your boss hum? May I ask your line of work?

And last but not least, instead of telling you off for skyving he wants you to get him a date? He sounds cool.

Set us up! And ask for a raise!

By the way, I'm cheap date, Macdo is fine as long as he doesn't try to kiss me after eating a BigMac....

Onis to be honest I wouldnt be that demanding, a short night of mediocre sex would suffice! haha

i'll get right on it miss..for a  lovely tesoro like yourself..

A short night of mediocre sex?  Sounds like something you can do all by your self- and no one to kick out of bed in the morning...

Nir,

 is it possible for you to change people's Names on this " non  dating"  site?

   Maybe you could change someone's to:

Neverdoneit

or

Lostit

or

Justmoanaboutit

hey and i like cute girls too.......

Sex... mediocre or great. For men it's like pizza, THERE'S NO BAD PIZZA!!! :D

Or something like that...

Heikki L....

you have obviously never been to Dominos or Pizza Hut...

Dominos pizza is not bad!!! Take that back!!!

@Heikki, you can't compare sex to pizza! Too much pizza will make you feel ill and fat.... too much sex will only make you feel better and healthier!

@bruce: ROFLMAO!!! That's f'ing funny! I mean, really! I wish it were possible to thank someone ten times.

@Heikki: well put, my friend

@bruce: Dominos and Pizza Hut are AWESOME! Better than most of the crap they sell in all of the restaurants in town.

kick out of bed in the morning...??  You mean you'd actually let em stay that long after mediocre sex?? 

hahahaha.....+1 for alexandra

Lannah, I think you missed a subtlety there. Read over the quote again, you'll pick it up ;-)

Tony tesoro, it looks like me and your boss are a match made in heaven. We're both short, and have moustaches!!

@Domino's lovers: tsk... tsk... the "pizza"  equivalent of Starbucks "coffee".

You can keep you phony american stuff

I like my pizzas, coffee and men hot and real (and preferably italian).

Well as I like dominos pizza and I'm a total starbucks coffee addict... I guess I must like phony american men :P like my texan boyfriend haha

Fear not...nothing missed :) just expanded on   But thanks for the concern

Pioneer85

Ooooooooooooooooh, don't be so pessimistic :) life is full of surprises...

tsk tsk, seems like not many got the pizza joke here ;)

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39450.html

Dear Robi,

Yes my boss is (very) cool...but ive given it some thought..he's not really for u..i mean he's real but not hot enough and italian enough..sooo i've come up with the ideal candidate:

This guy is real, hot, possibly italian, slightly evil, dark, mysterious, plenty of natural charm and a very dark voice...powerful he has become over the years...behold:

Toni dear... Thanx but I like good guys!

Don't care for mysterious or powerful, I'm bossy, so I prefer easygoing with a good sense of humour. Not being italian is no dealbreaker ok?

Got it all down? Grrreat!

By the way, if you want to set me up with Han Solo that's ok.

it is often said that sex is like air........no big thing, unless you're not getting any!!

Meravigliosa Robi!

mi meraviglio di te!

But ok if u like Captain Solo then i was thinking since he's on a different galaxy and since u are on earth (physicaly) while your heart and soul is on Venus then possibly u can meet each other half way there or somethin like that!! just like these guys in the clip!!

I wish u and Captain Solo a super wedding and a wonderful honey on the moon!

p.s. i would personaly meet her  all the way there!!

Hey, that looks like a big rolling pin on the guy's back, maybe for the pizza, just in case he lucks out, or I guess or a possible weapon.

Gents, this works by the way

Haha, only for you man. If I try it, it won't be original anymore.