This guy chose a nice moment to water his plants.

I had a dream last night about a tree or it might have been a bush
it was...well it was interesting, but I can't quite remember what happened.
I do like dreams like that though, the feeling is all I remember, you know what I mean. Like stuff happens and then it changes, and it feels, well, important
and when I woke up I tried to remember, but something about a tree was all that came.

try handstand then

I need love and compassion from you all and some attention. Will anyone wanna meet up if you live in or near Nyon? We can have a party and drinks, I'm lonely please make me feel better and not so sad. I need to use you for company. Also any lonely women hit me up too.

try a handjob then

..while in a handstand 

what do you call a broken pencil?

pointless

now thats NOT pointless, and may get you in the guinness book or wierd records...

(was also gonna suggest wearing a plastic childrens bib, but then thought explaining its possible necessity would get me banned...so i wont)

from 12m.58 sec.... you'l find the quote .... 

me... without a stupid thread to keep me amused...pintless

oh hell...freudian... i meant pointless

Forget about handjobs with handstands...

yes i shamelessly ripped this off mr atkinson but thought i'd re-arrange it to fit here. thanks for exposing me... :(

www.pointlesssites.com/

HAHAH!

U really need some women :D

this has got to be the winner ...

Hello, Hello to feature in animated Disney film about two lovestruck garden gnomes

Elton John and Lady Gaga have recorded an original duet for a forthcoming animated Disney film. Instead of revisiting a classic hit, such as Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me, or reinventing a contemporary anthem, such as Paparazzi, the pop stars' first ever studio collaboration is instead dedicated to a magical gnome. His name – no kidding – is Gnomeo.

The track, Hello, Hello, will appear on the soundtrack to Gnomeo and Juliet, a Disney film due in February 2011. As you may have guessed, this is the tale of two pointy-hatted lovers, both of whom normally reside on garden lawns. If this idea seems absurd, you are made of different stuff than John, who in addition to recording the soundtrack, is one of the film's producers.

Gnomeo and Juliet, directed by Shrek 2's Kelly Asbury, will feature CGI gnomes voiced by James McAvoy and Emily Blunt. Michael Caine, Stephen Merchant and Ozzy Osbourne also reportedly lent their voices to the production. The film is a long-time "passion project" for John, according to Animation magazine, which claims the singer has worked on the movie for more than a decade.

Sir Elton and Lady Gaga performed together at February's Grammy awards, where they opened the gala with three of their songs. "I'd love to [work with her] in the future," John told Entertainment Weekly at the time. "She's so busy, and I'm so busy, so we can never get together." But sometimes patience is for the best. As Shakespeare wrote, in a play about lovers who don't have long white beards: "Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast."

The brontosaurus is large, placid and stupid.

This is not the last point, nor is it pointless.

th|s |s po|ntless

Cutting the fingers off a pair of gloves and wearing them, so that your fingers are warm in your fingerless gloves

The word "fuck" comes from "Fornication Under Consent of the King"

You know, this is just Thomas' attempt to score the thread with the most replies! We should all just boycot this, starting now (yes I realise this post is not pointless, so I know I won't win ...)

The price of meat hasn't risen in years.