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Missed the dealine...... Saturday funny instead

{for Jeffrey and Phoebe}


 


 
 

 




















































Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.



















































 




I offer it to you in the hopes that Women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!





 




A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.



 



This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... On one condition..."




 




Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."




 




The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and Meaningfully said....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

"Clean my house."
The text you are quoting:

{for Jeffrey and Phoebe}


 


 
 

 




















































Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.



















































 




I offer it to you in the hopes that Women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!





 




A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.



 



This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... On one condition..."




 




Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."




 




The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and Meaningfully said....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

"Clean my house."
sheila cDec 13, 2014 @ 12:26
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Hell...I do that for nothing now !!!

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Hell...I do that for nothing now !!!


Jeffery S, Dec 13, 2014 @ 16:14
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Hell...I do that for nothing now !!!


Dec 13, 14 16:14

I'll give you our address and when you have finished chez vous............................

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I'll give you our address and when you have finished chez vous............................


sheila c, Dec 13, 2014 @ 16:27
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Marriage (part 1)


 


Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
When I want with my old buddies, and don't you
Give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)


 


 


Marriage (part 2)


 


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
That reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
That reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


 


 


Marriage (part 3)


 


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
Wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
Shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)


 

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Marriage (part 1)


 


Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
When I want with my old buddies, and don't you
Give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)


 


 


Marriage (part 2)


 


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
That reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
That reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


 


 


Marriage (part 3)


 


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
Wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
Shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)


 


Milord, Dec 13, 2014 @ 16:55
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Hell...I do that for nothing now !!!


Dec 13, 14 16:14

And why not for love?

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And why not for love?


Ritchie, Dec 13, 2014 @ 17:27
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And why not for love?


Dec 13, 14 17:27

oh...and that to !!

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oh...and that to !!


Jeffery S, Dec 13, 2014 @ 22:33
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oh...and that to !!


Dec 13, 14 22:33

Then it’s real cheap at the price.

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Then it’s real cheap at the price.


Ritchie, Dec 13, 2014 @ 22:59
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