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...Good for you - Stop sticking your leg out when I let you overtake me!  It looks stupid...and I'm not doing it as a favour because I think you bikers have the right to get to where you're going quicker than me...it's because I can't stand seeing your big titanium head in my rearview mirror as you sit right up my arse!  So just go...I don't need a thank-you!

Just keep your feet on the foot pedals and stop acting like a retard doing a raised leg fart at 120 kmph!  Does this happen anywhere else people?  I've only ever noticed it here in Geneva!

That's my end of week moan! :D

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...Good for you - Stop sticking your leg out when I let you overtake me!  It looks stupid...and I'm not doing it as a favour because I think you bikers have the right to get to where you're going quicker than me...it's because I can't stand seeing your big titanium head in my rearview mirror as you sit right up my arse!  So just go...I don't need a thank-you!

Just keep your feet on the foot pedals and stop acting like a retard doing a raised leg fart at 120 kmph!  Does this happen anywhere else people?  I've only ever noticed it here in Geneva!

That's my end of week moan! :D
Deano1ukJul 18, 2008 @ 16:29

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No probs...not ruined...Let's just get some Genevaisms off our chest before we take the stress into the weekend.  Let's just have a moan!  :crazy:

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No probs...not ruined...Let's just get some Genevaisms off our chest before we take the stress into the weekend.  Let's just have a moan!  :crazy:
Deano1uk, Jul 18, 2008 @ 18:03

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Tinkie:



- fed up with not knowing where the bicycle lanes are to get from one point to another.

Try Info-Vélo



- fed up with not being allowed to ride on the pavement when the only other option is to get killed between a bus and a car

Where ? I've been stopped only once in 5 years and it was just a warning, not a fine...



- fed up with pedestrians who walk on the bicycle lane when finally there is one

Kill them. That's Darwinism.



- fed up with riding happily on a bicycle lane to finally end up with no more lane...

Who said there was a logic behind lanes ?



- fed up with dangerous lanes going in the wrong direction in a one way street...

I do t hat event when there are no lanes...



- fed up with cars not being happy because today you have decided to try your luck cycling on Pont du Mont Blanc

Don't do the Pont du Pont-Blanc. Ever. Not even on the sidewalk, they may push you overboard. Use the next bridge downstream.



- fed up with car drivers who almost touch you when overpassing you.

No solution... I usually knock at their window when I have a chance and tell them nicely (yes, I can do that) that they should be more respectful. Sometimes I just flame them. Useless as far the cause of bicyclists is concerned, but a personal relief !
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Tinkie:



- fed up with not knowing where the bicycle lanes are to get from one point to another.

Try Info-Vélo



- fed up with not being allowed to ride on the pavement when the only other option is to get killed between a bus and a car

Where ? I've been stopped only once in 5 years and it was just a warning, not a fine...



- fed up with pedestrians who walk on the bicycle lane when finally there is one

Kill them. That's Darwinism.



- fed up with riding happily on a bicycle lane to finally end up with no more lane...

Who said there was a logic behind lanes ?



- fed up with dangerous lanes going in the wrong direction in a one way street...

I do t hat event when there are no lanes...



- fed up with cars not being happy because today you have decided to try your luck cycling on Pont du Mont Blanc

Don't do the Pont du Pont-Blanc. Ever. Not even on the sidewalk, they may push you overboard. Use the next bridge downstream.



- fed up with car drivers who almost touch you when overpassing you.

No solution... I usually knock at their window when I have a chance and tell them nicely (yes, I can do that) that they should be more respectful. Sometimes I just flame them. Useless as far the cause of bicyclists is concerned, but a personal relief !
Free, Jul 18, 2008 @ 18:47
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If I am not mistaken, this bike was created last year by an 18 yr. old Canadian kid.



Confirmation?
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If I am not mistaken, this bike was created last year by an 18 yr. old Canadian kid.



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Verbier, Jul 31, 2008 @ 13:30
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The Uno; battery-powered, gyroscope stabilized "motorcycle."





http://www.motorcycleenhancements.com/uno_chicago_tribune/uno_chicago_tribune.htm
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The Uno; battery-powered, gyroscope stabilized "motorcycle."





http://www.motorcycleenhancements.com/uno_chicago_tribune/uno_chicago_tribune.htm
Verbier, Jul 31, 2008 @ 13:35
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[quote]...Good for you - Stop sticking your leg out when I let you overtake me! It looks stupid...and I'm not doing it as a favour because I think you bikers have the right to get to where you're going quicker than me...it's because I can't stand seeing your big titanium head in my rearview mirror as you sit right up my arse! So just go...I don't need a thank-you!



Just keep your feet on the foot pedals and stop acting like a retard doing a raised leg fart at 120 kmph! Does this happen anywhere else people? I've only ever noticed it here in Geneva!



That's my end of week moan! :D[/quote]



if you do not want to see our stupid legs just ride you metal box without taking care about us!

there is no problem to overtake you in anycase!
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[quote]...Good for you - Stop sticking your leg out when I let you overtake me! It looks stupid...and I'm not doing it as a favour because I think you bikers have the right to get to where you're going quicker than me...it's because I can't stand seeing your big titanium head in my rearview mirror as you sit right up my arse! So just go...I don't need a thank-you!



Just keep your feet on the foot pedals and stop acting like a retard doing a raised leg fart at 120 kmph! Does this happen anywhere else people? I've only ever noticed it here in Geneva!



That's my end of week moan! :D[/quote]



if you do not want to see our stupid legs just ride you metal box without taking care about us!

there is no problem to overtake you in anycase!

ToniCO, Aug 4, 2008 @ 18:51
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i'm sorry for the non tollerant unswear to a non tollerant topic!
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i'm sorry for the non tollerant unswear to a non tollerant topic!
ToniCO, Aug 4, 2008 @ 18:58
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