It's cheaper to ski in france, FYI.

and you haven't tried other forums yet......

yup they are much worse... 

IMHO... ;) 

sorry rich, ill try harder next time .. 

anyway, what are W's if not just upside down M&Ms.. 

hmmm i love upside down M n Ms... :) especially the green one s :)

That Theon Greyjoy-guy totally had it coming, btw

Oh, and French cheese fondues are so much nicer than the Swiss ones. Less heavy and salty, you know?

I'm just saying...........

It's because there are too many women in this forum...

Continue on, and you'll prove Godwin's law right...

It's easier to find a dogsitter

Or a new bicycle.. 

I LIKE CAKE

Did you know Geneva was boring, and housing is really cheap?

Also you don't need to change your driving license after a year. 

I would like to take offence to everyone responding on this thread including myself for the blatant disregard for equality and a persons obvious plea for google training. 

What have we become, if we have to ridicule a fellow glocaler, it reminds me of the beginning of Oedipus life. 

Oedipus was the son of Laius and Jocasta, king and queen of Thebes. After having been married some time without children, Laius consulted the Oracle of Apollo at Delphi. The Oracle prophesied that any son born to Laius would kill him. In an attempt to prevent this prophecy's fulfillment, when Jocasta indeed bore a son, Laius had his ankles pierced and tethered together so that he could not crawl; Jocasta then gave the boy to a servant to abandon ("expose") on the nearby mountain. However, rather than leave the child to die of exposure, as Laius intended, the sympathetic servant passed the baby onto a shepherd from Corinth and then to another shepherd.

I see one person even mentioned Geneva was boring, to which I must refer to  my original post on the matter and another point to strengthen the exciting theme is in the name. It is not boring, why, well  I am glad you asked, because its not Dublin. The word Geneva is much better, don't you think, lets compare: 

The name Dublin comes from the Irish name Dubhlinn or Duibhlinn, meaning "black pool". This is made up of the elements dubh (black) and linn (pool). In most Irish dialects, dubh is pronounced [ˈd̪ˠʊvˠ]. The original pronunciation is preserved in the names for the city in other languages such as Old English Difelin, Old Norse Dyflin, modern Icelandic Dyflinn and modern Manx Divlyn. Other localities in Ireland also bear the name Duibhlinn, variously anglicized as Devlin,[7] Divlin[8] and Difflin.[9] Historically, scribes using the Gaelic script wrote bh with a dot over the b, rendering Duḃlinn or Duiḃlinn. Those without knowledge of Irish omitted the dot, spelling the name as Dublin.

and now Geneva, 

The name Geneva is probably of Celtic origin. The city was mentioned in Latin texts with the spelling Genava. The name takes various forms in modern languages. Thus, it is Geneva /dʒɨˈniːvə/ in English and, French: Genève [ʒ(ə)nɛv],[13]German: Genf [ˈɡɛnf] ( listen), Italian: Ginevra [dʒiˈneːvra], and Romansh: Genevra. Another theory is that Geneva is derived from "Genévrier" which is the French word for "juniper".

There is occasional confusion between Geneva and the Italian port of Genoa (in Italian Genova) as they seem to share a Celtic root, genu / genawa, meaning "estuary".

You could never mistake Dublin for a port in Italy. 

Another person mentioned dogs, well that’s just insulting, the original poster never said anything about dogs. Why include a dog in this farce of a thread. I have a dog, she is lovely. We enjoy long walks in the forest. Especially in the Monts Jura, have you been? No, you should go. It’s really nice. Why, well let me explain: it just is. 

As for the reference to Godwin's law, I hardly think this would be proven, what would be gained for bringing up that topic, when it's just as easy as to compare life to a donut. Donuts in France generally have two syringed sections of chocolate which is awesome, but not as awesome as cake. Oxford lunch is the best, but unfortunately as I live here, it’s absolutely disgusting I cannot get affordable British food. 

Isnt it amazing that one can crave horrible things like Lucozade and sausages. But I have heard of sausages being made here like the british recie, but come on , we just need cheap tesco brand, water and checmical pumped sausages with som runny eggs. God I’m hungry now, see that’s another point. Food is great here..

There are a many regional dishes in Switzerland. One example is: Zürcher Geschnetzeltes-thin strips of veal with mushrooms in a cream sauce served with rösti. Italian cuisine is popular in contemporary Switzerland, particularly pasta and pizza. Foods often associated with Switzerland include cheese and chocolate. Swiss cheeses, in particular Emmental cheese, Gruyère, Vacherin, and Appenzeller, are famous Swiss products. The most popular cheese dishes are fondue and Raclette. Both these dishes were originally regional dishes, but were popularized by the Swiss Cheese Union to boost sales of cheese.

Rösti is a popular potato dish that is eaten all over Switzerland. It was originally a breakfast food, but this has been replaced by the muesli, which is commonly eaten for breakfast and in Switzerland goes by the name of "Birchermüesli" ("Birchermiesli" in some regions). For breakfast and dinner many Swiss enjoy sliced bread with butter and jam. There is a wide variety of bread rolls available in Switzerland. Bread and cheese is a popular dish for dinner.

Tarts and quiches are also traditional Swiss dishes. Tarts in particular are made with all sorts of toppings, from sweet apple to onion.

In the Italian speaking part of Switzerland, the Ticino area, one will find a type of restaurant unique to the region. The Grotto is a rustic eatery, offering traditional food ranging from pasta to home made meat specialties. Popular dishes are Luganighe and Luganighetta, a type of artisan sausages. Authentic grottoes are old wine caves re-functioned into restaurants. Due to their nature they are mostly found in or around forests and built against a rocky background. Typically, the facade is built from granite blocks and the outside tables and benches are made of the same stone as well. Grottoes are popular with locals and tourists alike, especially during the hot summer months.[1]

Cervelat or cervelas is considered the national sausage, and is popular all over Switzerland

Anyway I think I have made my point you should all be ashamed to create such a travesty and most likely caused irreparable emotional trauma to the poster. 

I hope your happy, and you have enjoyed wasting your life reading this as I have had writing it. 

#Cantbebotheredtoday

You made some good points here Kevin (Especially about the Zürcher Geschnetzeltes which I would rather consider a Geman dish).

But did someone ask for it (A)?

I like turtles too... but can anyone tell me how to cook one properly ? 

Anybody can tell me where I can find a free bike?

I prefer shark fin soup.... jummy

That's only if they import the cook and the cheese...
To go back to the original subject I wanted to ask Jakqueline if she could drop the keys downstairs ?

Thisis turning into another one of those pointless threads now ..... please back on topic :)

Oh I love the music they have next door.

Ok now Im gonna turn my Radio on, or should I turn the TV on. No I would rather read a book.

Don't forget the cheap gym. 

Gym never comes cheap .... 

When you ask confused questions, you will recieve confused and useless answers.