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Friday funny from down under...(for Ritchie....)

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.


It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. 


The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it." 


The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.  


The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. 


No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.  


But that afternoon, Fairfax, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read, 


"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"!

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President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.


It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. 


The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it." 


The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.  


The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. 


No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.  


But that afternoon, Fairfax, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read, 


"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"!


Jeffery SJan 13, 2017 @ 23:56
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Thank you, Jeff, and a very happy, healthy New Year to you and yours.


I’m sure your many other fans were also glad to see that you’re still in business.


Take care, R.

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Thank you, Jeff, and a very happy, healthy New Year to you and yours.


I’m sure your many other fans were also glad to see that you’re still in business.


Take care, R.


Ritchie, Jan 14, 2017 @ 09:07
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