A mother is driving a little boy to a friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little boy asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'OK', the little boy says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and it’s not polite to ask such questions.'
Undaunted, the little boy asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get divorced?'
'That's enough questions, young man, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little boy says to his friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little boy says to his mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and says 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little boy says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
