A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she
confided in him that she was pregnant.
The man not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, told the Italian woman he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. And if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. The Italian woman was sceptical but she agreed, she then asked how he would know when the
baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. And once he got the postcard he would then arrange for the child support to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Sweetie, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today from Italy. ’Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said. The wife said ok and then watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.