The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan
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The text you are quoting:
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan
EhsaanMay 22, 2009 @ 11:44
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan
EhsaanMay 22, 2009 @ 11:44
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May 22, 2009 @ 16:10
[quote]The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan[/quote]
Well what would the world do without your parties?
the world simply needs people like you ..is the conclusion :)
and obviously there are not enough nice guys to go around so must recycle---
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan[/quote]
Well what would the world do without your parties?
the world simply needs people like you ..is the conclusion :)
and obviously there are not enough nice guys to go around so must recycle---
The text you are quoting:
[quote]The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan[/quote]
Well what would the world do without your parties?
the world simply needs people like you ..is the conclusion :)
and obviously there are not enough nice guys to go around so must recycle---
star, May 22, 2009 @ 16:10
some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and
Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and
BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since
they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of
them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If
you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to
the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now,
what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.. He returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install
air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting
out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a
telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having such a hard time
controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai -
pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back
on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!!!
Cheers
Ehsaan[/quote]
Well what would the world do without your parties?
the world simply needs people like you ..is the conclusion :)
and obviously there are not enough nice guys to go around so must recycle---
star, May 22, 2009 @ 16:10
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May 22, 2009 @ 22:13
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Thanks Star!
Without my parties, people of the world would manage to wake up on a reasonable time and join you for your hikes...
Cheers
Ehsaan
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Thanks Star!
Without my parties, people of the world would manage to wake up on a reasonable time and join you for your hikes...
Cheers
Ehsaan
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May 22, 2009 @ 23:12
Oh those Indians.
Ciao
Parvez
Ciao
Parvez
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May 26, 2009 @ 13:50
Good one.
Well, it explains at least why there are so many of you... :w00t:
But obviously Satan has problems with Chinese as well!
Andrej
Well, it explains at least why there are so many of you... :w00t:
But obviously Satan has problems with Chinese as well!
Andrej
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Good one.
Well, it explains at least why there are so many of you... :w00t:
But obviously Satan has problems with Chinese as well!
Andrej
and70, May 26, 2009 @ 13:50
Well, it explains at least why there are so many of you... :w00t:
But obviously Satan has problems with Chinese as well!
Andrej
and70, May 26, 2009 @ 13:50
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