> > This is an updated version...
> > Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
> >
> >
> > A: GEORGE W. BUSH
> > We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
> > We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
> > the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it
> > is against us. There is no middle ground here.
> >
> > COLIN POWELL
> > Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
> > satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > HANS BLIX
> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> > have not yet been allowed access to the other side of
> > the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
> > The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
> > fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
> >
> >
> >
> > SADDAM HUSSEIN
> > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
> > quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
> > it.
> >
> >
> >
> > OSAMA BIN LADEN
> > If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of
> > Allah. We will bomb anyone who tries to prevent it
> > crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
> > What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The
> > West think they can decide the way the chicken should
> > cross. Well, this means I can't retire yet.
> >
> >
> >
> > DR. SEUSS
> > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> > toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it
> > crossed, I've not been told!
> >
> >
> >
> > ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> > To die. In the rain. Alone.
> >
> >
> >
> > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> > cross roads without having their motives called into
> > question.
> >
> >
> >
> > GRANDPA
> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> > road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
> > road, and that was good enough for us.
> >
> >
> >
> > JOHN LENNON
> > Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
> >
> >
> >
> > ARISTOTLE
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> >
> >
> > KARL MARX
> > It was an historical inevitability.
> >
> > VOLTAIRE
> > I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will
> > defend to the death its right to do it.
> >
> >
> >
> > RONALD REAGAN
> > What chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> > CAPTAIN KIRK
> > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> >
> >
> >
> > FOX MULDER
> > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many
> > more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
> >
> >
> >
> > BILL GATES
> > I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not
> > only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> > important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
> > Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS
> > eChicken 2003.
> >
> >
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN
> > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
> > move beneath the chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS
> > I missed one?

JackieChenJul 14, 2006 @ 18:24