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A couple for a nice Friday !!
Apr 10, 2015 @ 11:27

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.


They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.


 A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.


 He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.


The girl has been watching him and says:


"You must be a dentist."


 The guy, surprised, says:


"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"


"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."


One thing leads to another and they make love.


After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."


 The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:


"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"


The girl replies:....


"Didn't feel a thing."


 



Statistics released from The United Nations  reveal that:


Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.


This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

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A guy and a girl meet at a bar.


They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.


 A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.


 He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.


The girl has been watching him and says:


"You must be a dentist."


 The guy, surprised, says:


"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"


"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."


One thing leads to another and they make love.


After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."


 The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:


"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"


The girl replies:....


"Didn't feel a thing."


 



Statistics released from The United Nations  reveal that:


Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year.


This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.


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Apr 10, 2015 @ 13:47

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fainted when he saw him. Murphy


had never been seen in church in his life.


After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to


come to Mass, what made ya come?"


Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I


really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that


McGlynn comes to Church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat


during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of Church. So, I was going to leave after


Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."


 


The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.. What changed your mind?"


Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."


The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without the hat than burn in Hell, right?"


 


Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."


 

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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fainted when he saw him. Murphy


had never been seen in church in his life.


After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to


come to Mass, what made ya come?"


Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I


really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that


McGlynn comes to Church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat


during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of Church. So, I was going to leave after


Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."


 


The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.. What changed your mind?"


Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."


The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without the hat than burn in Hell, right?"


 


Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."


 


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