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Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.  He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

 
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know about each other or you could end up dead like me.

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Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.  He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

 
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

 
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know about each other or you could end up dead like me.


Jeffery SApr 28, 2013 @ 15:07
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I'd have an happy life with just  one woman....   Wink  (actually the number 3)

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I'd have an happy life with just  one woman....   Wink  (actually the number 3)


bertrand hubert r, Apr 28, 2013 @ 18:43
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He was wise beyond his....limited years;-)


 

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He was wise beyond his....limited years;-)


 


intlrep1, Apr 28, 2013 @ 19:48
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