1. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
3. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
4. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
6. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times
the memory.
7. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a
pig.
8. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
9. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10. I Work Hard Because Millions of Asylum seekers Depend on Me!
11. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
12. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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A few lines to make you smile...
Aug 23, 2006 @ 16:34
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1. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
3. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
4. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
6. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times
the memory.
7. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a
pig.
8. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
9. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10. I Work Hard Because Millions of Asylum seekers Depend on Me!
11. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
12. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
nancyAug 23, 2006 @ 16:34
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
3. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
4. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
6. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times
the memory.
7. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a
pig.
8. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
9. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10. I Work Hard Because Millions of Asylum seekers Depend on Me!
11. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
12. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
nancyAug 23, 2006 @ 16:34
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Re: A few lines to make you smile...
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Aug 23, 2006 @ 18:46
more !!! more !!! more !!!
i'm still laughing my head off....
"beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" :o)
i'm still laughing my head off....
"beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" :o)
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more !!! more !!! more !!!
i'm still laughing my head off....
"beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" :o)
addaxnat, Aug 23, 2006 @ 18:46
i'm still laughing my head off....
"beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" :o)
addaxnat, Aug 23, 2006 @ 18:46
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Re: A few lines to make you smile...
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Aug 23, 2006 @ 19:00
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words"
"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"try to make everyone's day a little more surreal"
"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success.. flat stretches of boring routine.. and valleys of frustration and failure. But I'M dedicating myself to experiencing only PEAKS!"
All quotes from Calvin in Calvin&Hobbes by Bill Watterson
"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"try to make everyone's day a little more surreal"
"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success.. flat stretches of boring routine.. and valleys of frustration and failure. But I'M dedicating myself to experiencing only PEAKS!"
All quotes from Calvin in Calvin&Hobbes by Bill Watterson
The text you are quoting:
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words"
"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"try to make everyone's day a little more surreal"
"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success.. flat stretches of boring routine.. and valleys of frustration and failure. But I'M dedicating myself to experiencing only PEAKS!"
All quotes from Calvin in Calvin&Hobbes by Bill Watterson
Hobbes, Aug 23, 2006 @ 19:00
"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"try to make everyone's day a little more surreal"
"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success.. flat stretches of boring routine.. and valleys of frustration and failure. But I'M dedicating myself to experiencing only PEAKS!"
All quotes from Calvin in Calvin&Hobbes by Bill Watterson
Hobbes, Aug 23, 2006 @ 19:00
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