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A smile on a Friday ....

Riddle for seniors....(and others perhaps...)


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 Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation:


 You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.


 On your right side is a sharp drop-off.


 On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.


 Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.


 Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.


 What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?  


 


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Get off the merry-go-round and go home, you silly old fart!

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Riddle for seniors....(and others perhaps...)


  (THINK ABOUT IT AND DON’T PEEK AT THE ANSWER!)


 Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation:


 You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.


 On your right side is a sharp drop-off.


 On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.


 Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.


 Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.


 What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?  


 


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Get off the merry-go-round and go home, you silly old fart!


Jeffery SSep 25, 2015 @ 14:57
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Loved it!.  Ta ever so, R.

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Loved it!.  Ta ever so, R.


Ritchie, Sep 25, 2015 @ 16:14
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the hen give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the hen give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"


Casuistik, Sep 25, 2015 @ 21:59
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the hen give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"


Sep 25, 15 21:59

Out of the mouths of babes …

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Out of the mouths of babes …


Ritchie, Sep 25, 2015 @ 22:06
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