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A wee Friday funny (now don't all you scots go getting upset now !!)

Jan 30, 2015 @ 11:31

Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the floooors,

the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even been and bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?...."

" Well ' says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”

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Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the floooors,

Jeffery SJan 30, 2015 @ 11:31

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Jan 30, 2015 @ 19:26

1) At least she is hopefully in white than a sheeeeeep with too much wool.

2) I dont understand this rubbish , tons of spelling errors.

3) New Zealand, respectively should be in white? or crimson red

Robert Burns was great poet but a real player, 4 wives and 12 children

I still love the Haggis and dram of whiskey

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1) At least she is hopefully in white than a sheeeeeep with too much wool.

2) I dont understand this rubbish , tons of spelling errors.

3) New Zealand, respectively should be in white? or crimson red

Robert Burns was great poet but a real player, 4 wives and 12 children

I still love the Haggis and dram of whiskey

Dave G, Jan 30, 2015 @ 19:26

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Jan 30, 2015 @ 19:44

1) At least she is hopefully in white than a sheeeeeep with too much wool.

2) I dont understand this rubbish , tons of spelling errors.

3) New Zealand, respectively should be in white? or crimson red

Robert Burns was great poet but a real player, 4 wives and 12 children

I still love the Haggis and dram of whiskey

Jan 30, 15 19:26

You have the audacity to to speak of “spelling errors” when you can’t even write whisky correctly.

Gang awa wi ye!

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You have the audacity to to speak of “spelling errors” when you can’t even write whisky correctly.

Gang awa wi ye!

Ritchie, Jan 30, 2015 @ 19:44

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Jan 30, 2015 @ 21:37

Well from my country , we have alot of audacity, +/- 340 million versus yours and we use Whiskey. Versus that wee island accross the continental pond.

Further we drink 5 time more whiskey than your mates. yeah, we got our own/other problems.

Finally, we improve the spelling of most enlish words, especially after a few drams of dew (whiskey)

heheehehehe

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Well from my country , we have alot of audacity, +/- 340 million versus yours and we use Whiskey. Versus that wee island accross the continental pond.

Further we drink 5 time more whiskey than your mates. yeah, we got our own/other problems.

Finally, we improve the spelling of most enlish words, especially after a few drams of dew (whiskey)

heheehehehe

Dave G, Jan 30, 2015 @ 21:37

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