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Sardar
found the answer to the most difficult question ever -* *
What will come first, Chicken or egg?* *
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.* *

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.* *
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'* *

Postman:
- I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet* *Sardar:
- why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....* *

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in
his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..* *

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.* *
His wife asked what you are doing.* *
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.* *

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...*
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To avoid side effects!!!* *

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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???* *
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the
blackboard... BOLO tarara!!* *

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?* *
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........* *

Santa Singh MBBS* *
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.* *
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears
using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!*
EhsaanFeb 25, 2009 @ 15:57