Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around the hospital when,
during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the Queen, "That's disgraceful!!!
Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't
do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture".
Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the Queen.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious
that a female and sexy nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, Her Majesty screamed, "Oh my GOD!! Justify THAT then."
Again the doctor spoke very calmly. "Same illness but he has private health insurance"

doubleginOct 2, 2007 @ 16:39