Can anyone guess how many jelly beans are in the jar?
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 14:47
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 15:56
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 16:13
its a square jar with 10 beans across and 16 down...simple maths... Duh!
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its a square jar with 10 beans across and 16 down...simple maths... Duh!
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 16:15
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 16:20
No, but I'd like the orange ones, please...
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 17:14
Before or after the UDC expels the black ones?
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 17:16
Before or after the UDC expels the black ones?
Dec 21, 10 17:14
whats wrong with the Green ones???
(Orange = Ulster democrats = Protestants = against unification)
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whats wrong with the Green ones???
(Orange = Ulster democrats = Protestants = against unification)
Charlie, Dec 21, 2010 @ 17:16
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 17:35
Is it 6? It is isn't it.........
(I used to work in a bank)
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 17:58
Is it 6? It is isn't it.........
(I used to work in a bank)
Dec 21, 10 17:35
mmmmmmm........
Nom Nom Nom.... Now theres less...
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 18:34
Sorry if my question was too difficult, however its not 367 or 769. Please try again.
Maybe a further question for those following this most exciting forum post would be: how many handfulls would be needed to empty the jar (considering we use a normal size hand)?
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Sorry if my question was too difficult, however its not 367 or 769. Please try again.
Maybe a further question for those following this most exciting forum post would be: how many handfulls would be needed to empty the jar (considering we use a normal size hand)?
Clint B, Dec 21, 2010 @ 18:34
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 19:14
Sorry if my question was too difficult, however its not 367 or 769. Please try again.
Maybe a further question for those following this most exciting forum post would be: how many handfulls would be needed to empty the jar (considering we use a normal size hand)?
Dec 21, 10 18:34
i read "how many handcuffs would be needed to empty the jar"...
(...and here is the start of the Hijack)
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i read "how many handcuffs would be needed to empty the jar"...
(...and here is the start of the Hijack)
Charlie, Dec 21, 2010 @ 19:14
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 20:06
Bizarrely... if you rotate the picture of the jar about 65 degrees anticlockwise and squint at the picture from a distance of approx 55cm. for 30 seconds.. you might see a picture of an angel!
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Bizarrely... if you rotate the picture of the jar about 65 degrees anticlockwise and squint at the picture from a distance of approx 55cm. for 30 seconds.. you might see a picture of an angel!
Charlie, Dec 21, 2010 @ 20:06
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 21:19
Sorry if my question was too difficult, however its not 367 or 769. Please try again.
Maybe a further question for those following this most exciting forum post would be: how many handfulls would be needed to empty the jar (considering we use a normal size hand)?
Dec 21, 10 18:34
I know the answer, but wanna know the prize at first 
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 21:34
Sorry if my question was too difficult, however its not 367 or 769. Please try again.
Maybe a further question for those following this most exciting forum post would be: how many handfulls would be needed to empty the jar (considering we use a normal size hand)?
Dec 21, 10 18:34
Clinty Sweet Pie - I don't have normal sized hands on account of slapping all the useless men in my life - they're slighter larger than normal - so on that basis probably only three handfuls needed to empty the jar....Non??
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Clinty Sweet Pie - I don't have normal sized hands on account of slapping all the useless men in my life - they're slighter larger than normal - so on that basis probably only three handfuls needed to empty the jar....Non??
Carolyn C, Dec 21, 2010 @ 21:34
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Dec 21, 2010 @ 22:16
None, they're beads............it's a trick question isn't it????
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Dec 22, 2010 @ 00:13
Clinty Sweet Pie - I don't have normal sized hands on account of slapping all the useless men in my life - they're slighter larger than normal - so on that basis probably only three handfuls needed to empty the jar....Non??
Dec 21, 10 21:34
giant hands????????????????
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Dec 22, 2010 @ 00:20
Before or after the UDC expels the black ones?
Dec 21, 10 17:14
. . . and if it was up to the socialistes there wouldn't be any jelly beans. Sorry I don't share MY jelly beans, orange, black or green !
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. . . and if it was up to the socialistes there wouldn't be any jelly beans. Sorry I don't share MY jelly beans, orange, black or green !
Poster, Dec 22, 2010 @ 00:20
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Dec 22, 2010 @ 00:37
Can anyone guess how many jelly beans are in the jar?
Dec 21, 10 14:47
The right answer is of course 'yes'
There is someone out there who can guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. We just need to find who that person is.
Which reminds me of the joke that goes
John: "Do you know, Clive, that every five seconds, somewhere in the world a woman is having a baby?"
Clive: "Right, and that's the woman we have got to find!"
Does this constitute thread jacking? Sure hope not ...
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The right answer is of course 'yes'
There is someone out there who can guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. We just need to find who that person is.
Which reminds me of the joke that goes
John: "Do you know, Clive, that every five seconds, somewhere in the world a woman is having a baby?"
Clive: "Right, and that's the woman we have got to find!"
Does this constitute thread jacking? Sure hope not ...
Cees K, Dec 22, 2010 @ 00:37
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Dec 22, 2010 @ 02:02
. . . and if it was up to the socialistes there wouldn't be any jelly beans. Sorry I don't share MY jelly beans, orange, black or green !
Dec 22, 10 00:20
Right, you relocated here for the purposes of jelly-bean evasion...
You didn't share your toys either, did you, Scrooge McDuck?
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Right, you relocated here for the purposes of jelly-bean evasion...
You didn't share your toys either, did you, Scrooge McDuck?
Translator, Dec 22, 2010 @ 02:02
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 14:45
I know the answer, but wanna know the prize at first
Dec 21, 10 21:19
Brillant, you are looking for confirmation of the reward before doing the work.
Ok, the prize for guessing correctly is 50% of all the multi-coloured jelly beans in the jar
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Brillant, you are looking for confirmation of the reward before doing the work.
Ok, the prize for guessing correctly is 50% of all the multi-coloured jelly beans in the jar
Clint B, Dec 23, 2010 @ 14:45
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 15:12
The right answer is of course 'yes'
There is someone out there who can guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. We just need to find who that person is.
Which reminds me of the joke that goes
John: "Do you know, Clive, that every five seconds, somewhere in the world a woman is having a baby?"
Clive: "Right, and that's the woman we have got to find!"
Does this constitute thread jacking? Sure hope not ...
Dec 22, 10 00:37
Ok then, Mr. Smarty Pants - "Can anyone guess who will correctly be able to guess how many jelly beans in the jar?"
Any response which contains the word "yes", unless that is the name of the person correctly guessing will not be allowed
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Ok then, Mr. Smarty Pants - "Can anyone guess who will correctly be able to guess how many jelly beans in the jar?"
Any response which contains the word "yes", unless that is the name of the person correctly guessing will not be allowed
Clint B, Dec 23, 2010 @ 15:12
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 15:18
Clinty Sweet Pie - I don't have normal sized hands on account of slapping all the useless men in my life - they're slighter larger than normal - so on that basis probably only three handfuls needed to empty the jar....Non??
Dec 21, 10 21:34
To only need 3 handfulls I think that your hands must be "quite a bit larger than normal". Although, I am not a slapper...per sè.
Could I hijack my own post to ask you to tell us about your best slap on a man?
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To only need 3 handfulls I think that your hands must be "quite a bit larger than normal". Although, I am not a slapper...per sè.
Could I hijack my own post to ask you to tell us about your best slap on a man?
Clint B, Dec 23, 2010 @ 15:18
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 15:25
Clint - c'mon mate, 3 beans is not much of a prize....
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 16:47
The answer is: Clint B
Of course you can tell how many jelly beans are in the jar!
(This supposing you are not just pulling the whole of us around, and didn't bother counting them before posing teh questions.
But you can keep the reward. I hate jelly beans!) ;-)
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The answer is: Clint B
Of course you can tell how many jelly beans are in the jar!
(This supposing you are not just pulling the whole of us around, and didn't bother counting them before posing teh questions.
But you can keep the reward. I hate jelly beans!) ;-)
Stef__Granny, Dec 23, 2010 @ 16:47
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 17:07
Can anyone guess how many jelly beans are in the jar?
Dec 21, 10 14:47
I can guess... did you say the guess had to be correct?
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 18:37
There are 1606 Jelly beans in that jar...
Making Carolyn C capable of holding approx 535 jelly beans in her hand...
Thats an awful lot of beans to cradle in one hand IMHO... and prolly one hell of a slap/spank!
Ooooh Suits you Sir..Oooohhh! Does it Sir, does it suit? OoOoohhh
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There are 1606 Jelly beans in that jar...
Making Carolyn C capable of holding approx 535 jelly beans in her hand...
Thats an awful lot of beans to cradle in one hand IMHO... and prolly one hell of a slap/spank!
Ooooh Suits you Sir..Oooohhh! Does it Sir, does it suit? OoOoohhh
Charlie, Dec 23, 2010 @ 18:37
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 19:09
There are 1606 Jelly beans in that jar...
Making Carolyn C capable of holding approx 535 jelly beans in her hand...
Thats an awful lot of beans to cradle in one hand IMHO... and prolly one hell of a slap/spank!
Ooooh Suits you Sir..Oooohhh! Does it Sir, does it suit? OoOoohhh
Dec 23, 10 18:37
hmmmmm 1606? Thats about one jelly bean for each useless man I've slapped ........sounds about right......
ooooh errr Sir! - we're not hijacking this post with talk of slapping useless men, by any chance.....?
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hmmmmm 1606? Thats about one jelly bean for each useless man I've slapped ........sounds about right......
ooooh errr Sir! - we're not hijacking this post with talk of slapping useless men, by any chance.....?
Carolyn C, Dec 23, 2010 @ 19:09
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Dec 23, 2010 @ 20:52
Brillant, you are looking for confirmation of the reward before doing the work.
Ok, the prize for guessing correctly is 50% of all the multi-coloured jelly beans in the jar
Dec 23, 10 14:45
That means I would get all of them...How would I be able to sleep, if one pea is enough under my mattresses...skip
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That means I would get all of them...How would I be able to sleep, if one pea is enough under my mattresses...skip
Tanja F, Dec 23, 2010 @ 20:52
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Dec 24, 2010 @ 11:48
2780
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Dec 24, 2010 @ 11:58
Give (Clint) or take (Tanja) 250
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Dec 24, 2010 @ 13:29
Wondering if anyone actually tried to count them...
man... I've got better things to do.... and that doesn't include slapping (read - spanking) some useless women in my life 
Meanwhile... "Ooooh Suits you Sir..Oooohhh! Does it Sir, does it suit? OoOoohhh" was just kool, Charlie!
Finally... Me ain't hijacker as well 
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Wondering if anyone actually tried to count them...
man... I've got better things to do.... and that doesn't include slapping (read - spanking) some useless women in my life
Meanwhile... "Ooooh Suits you Sir..Oooohhh! Does it Sir, does it suit? OoOoohhh" was just kool, Charlie!
Finally... Me ain't hijacker as well
Vishal M, Dec 24, 2010 @ 13:29
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Dec 27, 2010 @ 20:19
That means I would get all of them...How would I be able to sleep, if one pea is enough under my mattresses...skip
Dec 23, 10 20:52
Ummm, unsure if you would get "all"of them, as generally, at least in my experiences, jelly beans are not multi-coloured.
Happy for you to explain why you put them under your mattress?
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Ummm, unsure if you would get "all"of them, as generally, at least in my experiences, jelly beans are not multi-coloured.
Happy for you to explain why you put them under your mattress?
Clint B, Dec 27, 2010 @ 20:19
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Dec 27, 2010 @ 20:24
The answer is: Clint B
Of course you can tell how many jelly beans are in the jar!
(This supposing you are not just pulling the whole of us around, and didn't bother counting them before posing teh questions.
But you can keep the reward. I hate jelly beans!) ;-)
Dec 23, 10 16:47
Brillant, one correct answer and one correct statement
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Dec 28, 2010 @ 15:31
To only need 3 handfulls I think that your hands must be "quite a bit larger than normal". Although, I am not a slapper...per sè.
Could I hijack my own post to ask you to tell us about your best slap on a man?
Dec 23, 10 15:18
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2r3zzZYgA
But first the ladies need some sorting out..... :-)
Carolyn C, Dec 28, 2010 @ 15:31
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Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2r3zzZYgA
But first the ladies need some sorting out..... :-)
Dec 28, 10 15:31
nothing like a good catfight over a guy..... love this modern world we live in...
I remember walking through San Fran some 15 yrs ago...on my way to dinner...little did i know i had strayed into a rough area... (i was wearing a blazer, red trews and looking very dapper)... as I passed a 7/11 two women of questionable origin fell out fo the door in a knife fight... the words I heard as I skipped on were "yo biatch ho,,, yo slept wi ma mayan...biatch"....
apparently I was lucky to get through the area without trouble (my host later informed me) but i didnt even get a second glance from the bottle in a bag tramps that were loitering everywhere... I guess its the confidence that one walks with that makes a difference...
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nothing like a good catfight over a guy..... love this modern world we live in...
I remember walking through San Fran some 15 yrs ago...on my way to dinner...little did i know i had strayed into a rough area... (i was wearing a blazer, red trews and looking very dapper)... as I passed a 7/11 two women of questionable origin fell out fo the door in a knife fight... the words I heard as I skipped on were "yo biatch ho,,, yo slept wi ma mayan...biatch"....
apparently I was lucky to get through the area without trouble (my host later informed me) but i didnt even get a second glance from the bottle in a bag tramps that were loitering everywhere... I guess its the confidence that one walks with that makes a difference...
Charlie, Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:00
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Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:08
"as I passed a 7/11 two women of questionable origin fell out fo the door in a knife fight... the words I heard as I skipped on were "yo biatch ho,,, yo slept wi ma mayan...biatch"....
I'd like to think my hero (and namesake) had a little more class - "...or must I really give you a piece of my mind" - Ginger "Oh! I couldn't take the last piece". Slap! Class.....
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"as I passed a 7/11 two women of questionable origin fell out fo the door in a knife fight... the words I heard as I skipped on were "yo biatch ho,,, yo slept wi ma mayan...biatch"....
I'd like to think my hero (and namesake) had a little more class - "...or must I really give you a piece of my mind" - Ginger "Oh! I couldn't take the last piece". Slap! Class.....
Carolyn C, Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:08
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Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:41
"as I passed a 7/11 two women of questionable origin fell out fo the door in a knife fight... the words I heard as I skipped on were "yo biatch ho,,, yo slept wi ma mayan...biatch"....
I'd like to think my hero (and namesake) had a little more class - "...or must I really give you a piece of my mind" - Ginger "Oh! I couldn't take the last piece". Slap! Class.....
Dec 28, 10 16:08
lol, that was a great line!
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Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:53
lol, that was a great line!
Dec 28, 10 16:41
i quite liked the "he he he" when theyre discovered... found it strangely erotic actually
(right im back into my box now)
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i quite liked the "he he he" when theyre discovered... found it strangely erotic actually
(right im back into my box now)
Charlie, Dec 28, 2010 @ 16:53
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