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At the risk of upsetting all and sundry...a little joke

Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar.
After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think,
From listening to you, that you’re from Ireland .’
The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?’
The other woman answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other woman says, ‘A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived
On Warbury Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith, and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ya go to?’
The other woman answers, ‘Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of Course..’
The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I! Tell me,
What Year did you graduate?’
The other woman answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first woman exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
Hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you
Believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!’


About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters,
‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Michael asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
Brian answers, ‘The Murphy twins are pissed again’.

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Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar.
After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think,
From listening to you, that you’re from Ireland .’
The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?’
The other woman answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other woman says, ‘A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived
On Warbury Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith, and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ya go to?’
The other woman answers, ‘Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of Course..’
The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I! Tell me,
What Year did you graduate?’
The other woman answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first woman exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
Hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you
Believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!’


About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters,
‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Michael asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
Brian answers, ‘The Murphy twins are pissed again’.


Jeffery SSep 23, 2014 @ 15:06
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Now had you made them protestant Smith twins from Liverpool, it would not have been funny at all and in fact totally anti-scouse

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Now had you made them protestant Smith twins from Liverpool, it would not have been funny at all and in fact totally anti-scouse


Paul E, Sep 23, 2014 @ 17:01
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Ahhhh Jeffrey


Where do you get them from?

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Ahhhh Jeffrey


Where do you get them from?


sheila c, Sep 23, 2014 @ 18:50
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A big trunk that he ships everywhere he goes.  He’s been collecting jokes ever since he learned to read.

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A big trunk that he ships everywhere he goes.  He’s been collecting jokes ever since he learned to read.


Ritchie, Sep 23, 2014 @ 19:29
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Thanks Ritchie.. such a loonnnnnnng time ago !! Didn't  go to school just to eat my lunch !!

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Thanks Ritchie.. such a loonnnnnnng time ago !! Didn't  go to school just to eat my lunch !!


Jeffery S, Sep 23, 2014 @ 21:38
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Wow!  You had “lunch” at school?  In the UK the meal was usually called a “dinner”. 

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Wow!  You had “lunch” at school?  In the UK the meal was usually called a “dinner”. 


Ritchie, Sep 23, 2014 @ 22:04
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No risk of upsetting all and sundry, since again you are going for the same group of people.  


 


Keep scouring the classifieds, you might get lucky and find a job lot of Bernard Manning DVDs.

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No risk of upsetting all and sundry, since again you are going for the same group of people.  


 


Keep scouring the classifieds, you might get lucky and find a job lot of Bernard Manning DVDs.


Ray C, Sep 26, 2014 @ 22:33
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