Safe tap water or not who cares? The end of the words is in near.
Read this:
According to the Associated Press, two circus elephants were saved from the Siberian cold by drinking vodka. Awesome!
The animals, staying in the city of Novosibirsk, had been forced outside after their trailer caught fire. Trainer Leonid Labo made them drink 10 litres of vodka in warm, diluted water, effectively saving them from frostbite and pneumonia. A veterinarian claimed only the tips of their ears were frostbitten.
The elephants then made out with each other and consumed 32 chicken shawarma sandwiches before passing out in their jeans on the circus's pull-out sofa.
Cheers and merry end of the world!
