British courtesy
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
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British courtesy - have this with your morning coffee
Nov 7, 2007 @ 01:36
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British courtesy
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
swisskissNov 7, 2007 @ 01:36
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
swisskissNov 7, 2007 @ 01:36
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Nov 7, 2007 @ 18:13
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_extracts/article2799528.ece
Just for the record I am Asian, and pulling the neutral card. I just thought this tongue in cheek article hilarious!
Just for the record I am Asian, and pulling the neutral card. I just thought this tongue in cheek article hilarious!
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http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_extracts/article2799528.ece
Just for the record I am Asian, and pulling the neutral card. I just thought this tongue in cheek article hilarious!
tweety, Nov 7, 2007 @ 18:13
Just for the record I am Asian, and pulling the neutral card. I just thought this tongue in cheek article hilarious!
tweety, Nov 7, 2007 @ 18:13
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Nov 8, 2007 @ 00:37
what a wonderful article!!!! had such a good hearted laugh :))))))
huge grin de rigueur for the day :))
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what a wonderful article!!!! had such a good hearted laugh :))))))
huge grin de rigueur for the day :))
swisskiss, Nov 8, 2007 @ 00:37
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