Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and ?finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.' :w00t:
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Christmas joke
Dec 24, 2008 @ 10:48
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and ?finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.' :w00t:
doubleginDec 24, 2008 @ 10:48
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and ?finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.' :w00t:
doubleginDec 24, 2008 @ 10:48
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Re: Christmas joke
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Dec 24, 2008 @ 12:27
Oh Lord, Dave! I was wondering what the fellow was going to end up fishing out of his pants!
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Oh Lord, Dave! I was wondering what the fellow was going to end up fishing out of his pants!
MarmarK, Dec 24, 2008 @ 12:27
MarmarK, Dec 24, 2008 @ 12:27
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Dec 25, 2008 @ 21:14
Here is the worst Christmas Joke that I've heard in a long time (from Stephen Fry on QI). I'm posting it because I want others to suffer too:hehe:.
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:
Darth: Luke, I know what you are going to get for Christmas.
Luke: No you can't know.
Darth: I do know. I know what you are getting for Christmas.
Luke: No! it is not possible. How can you know?
Darth: Luke...I have felt your presents.:hehe::hehe:
It works better with the voices. Well "slightly" better.;)
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:
Darth: Luke, I know what you are going to get for Christmas.
Luke: No you can't know.
Darth: I do know. I know what you are getting for Christmas.
Luke: No! it is not possible. How can you know?
Darth: Luke...I have felt your presents.:hehe::hehe:
It works better with the voices. Well "slightly" better.;)
The text you are quoting:
Here is the worst Christmas Joke that I've heard in a long time (from Stephen Fry on QI). I'm posting it because I want others to suffer too:hehe:.
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:
Darth: Luke, I know what you are going to get for Christmas.
Luke: No you can't know.
Darth: I do know. I know what you are getting for Christmas.
Luke: No! it is not possible. How can you know?
Darth: Luke...I have felt your presents.:hehe::hehe:
It works better with the voices. Well "slightly" better.;)
Maplady, Dec 25, 2008 @ 21:14
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:
Darth: Luke, I know what you are going to get for Christmas.
Luke: No you can't know.
Darth: I do know. I know what you are getting for Christmas.
Luke: No! it is not possible. How can you know?
Darth: Luke...I have felt your presents.:hehe::hehe:
It works better with the voices. Well "slightly" better.;)
Maplady, Dec 25, 2008 @ 21:14
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