"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"This day sure was a total waste of make-up"
"This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable"
"Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Classy things to say when stressed
Aug 15, 2009 @ 19:44
The text you are quoting:
"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"This day sure was a total waste of make-up"
"This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable"
"Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
NotForFunAug 15, 2009 @ 19:44
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"This day sure was a total waste of make-up"
"This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
"I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable"
"Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
"Wait...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
NotForFunAug 15, 2009 @ 19:44
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Aug 15, 2009 @ 21:20
sooo funny!!
