New telephone answering system at County Mental Health: (possibly off to mental health professionals and clients)
ring, ring ...
"Hello, you have reached the automated operator for County Mental Health.
• If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1, repeatedly.
• If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
• If you have multiple personality disorder, press 3,4,5,& 6.
• If you are schizophrenic, listen closely and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
• If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
• If you are suffering from depression, hang up - it wouldn't have done any good anyway.
Thank you for calling, please make your selection now.

luluzinjaJun 30, 2006 @ 17:31