My superpower is sarcasm

Ana, for telepathy to be useful, you need to have at least one other person with the same superpower, don't you? Can you train others?

I wouldn't know. By the way, have you noticed how Rich and Super Rich are never in the same place at the same time? 

And the ability to play squash successfully !!

I'm also psychic, but I don't see any future in it.

Sheila, maybe you have some superpower, just that you are not aware of it yet?

I'll ask my husband!

And my superpower is.... premonitory dreams... or somothing

Does being the only one in the house to see dirty dishes and floors count as a superpower?

I have the ability to not notice them, which is so much more useful.

I am invisble, as evidenced during my walk around Jardin Anglais at lunchtime, where everyone, without exception, failed to see me walking towards them. I also notice the same phenomenon every morning while walking to work, particularly on pedestrian crossings (maybe I only show up on the yellow stripes).

I do however magically become larger than life when something goes wrong at work.

If you’re thinking of setting up a club for fellow sufferers, I’m a potential applicant for membership.

R.

I think that is called 'telepathy'...

my superpower makes money roll away from me rather then towards me. This superpower sucks big time!! I want to meet the person who can reverse this superpower! Now!!

Your superpower is: clairvoyance

Not you, it was meant for Tree of life... (Still an hommage to your first superpower...). The text should have appeared under the pics, but I have no superpower to make that happen.

Yes I do, I speak Finnish 

yes I have many Super Powers and work on them everyday and everynight

I trained in lucid dreaming and can program my wonderful life

My friend see me in their dreams and I communicate with them

I am also clairvoyant and clairaudient and help those around me

But I work mainly with animals

All in the Sacred of course in order to aise the vibration

A freakish memory, a dirty mind and an ability to smell a plate of Spaghetti with meatballs anywhere anytime... among many other powers of course

Thank you all for your input! I will get back to some of you by private message.

Anyone else with amazing superpowers?

Maybe some think I have super powers like:

*Super Pathetic

*Super Anoying

*Super Noob

*Super Farter

So maybe we meet and I can share some of my special abilities with you?

I have a few:

1) I can be completely invisible (only when no one is looking at me)
2) I can mind-read (except minds of complete morons)
3) I can teleport myself to the same location & to the same moment in time without pressing any buttons
4) A few other superpowers that will self-destruct if I reveal them.

I feel "tingly" before earthquakes o_O But that could be my general nervous condition...

Super Farter:

so this how you activate your farts?

I am a SUPER believer and Super lover of Science fiction

and as such 'Scientology' is super real :P

I hope that gets this forum going :P

No offence to anyone - BUT I have not laughed sooo much in long time! THANK YOU!! 

Happy even more superpower. 

;)

I polish my speeches...

After years of devoted conversation with my inner chakra and chipped shoulder, I came to discover in myself an innate ability to sense and eventually capture the essence of other people’s super powers.  It’s a blessing and a curse but I now turn those essential elements of others, as if by magic, into nutella and string cheese.  After some time perfecting the flavour (it was too tart to begin), I now sell this concoction into countries with less strict food standards through the classified ads of Viz and Private Eye under the trade name “Primordial Spread”.  It goes well with toast and offers a certain sense of euphoria in the eater. 

Thank you for your constructive reply, Evanescence! Open-mindedness is still very rare unfortunately.

"First they ignore you,

then they laugh at you,

then they fight you,

then you win."

Mahatma Gandhi

My open-minded super-power is knowing that the earth isn't, and never has been round - it's oblate spheroid 

An approximate oblate spheroid.... 

I can finish my drink and majically forget !    {{ joke }}

After years of solitary meditation deep in the forest
the student returrned to report on his progress
to his master.

"I have fasted, gone without sleep and
meditiated long and hard" he reported,
"And now I can walk on water!"

"What a waste of time", replied the master.

Well if I didn't a few days ago, I should have by now as I have seen the movie " Lucy" 3 times now in 4 days. I am almost on first name terms with the popcorn vendor at pathe rex!

Lucy ( played by Scarlett Johansen) acquires the use of 100% of her mind when most humans never get near using 10% of their mind. 

I didn't set out to go and see it 3 times but a friend of mine in the US messaged me last week to tell me that this movie shows what he teaches ( without the use of drugs!) So I went out of curiousity and then in the next 3 days, 2 of my friends decided to see it and wanted some company. Even at the end of the third showing I can say I was never bored for a second. 

Hopefully I gained a few extra neurons or neural connections in the process!

I don't think it would be difficult as the uni professor (Morgan Freeman) explains that we all have more neural connections than there are stars in the sky (and there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand in the world.)

 I won't let the cat out of the bag and tell you what happens in the end but i really enjoyed the movie - it's very timely in terms of world consciousness.

 Most people defintiely have the potential to be superman or woman if they put their mind to it or more precisely if they remove their mind from the equation as is meditation.

Meditation is not the quickest way to superpowers but probably the most effective.

For anyone wishing to hang out with some super power people (however you define that) Joe Polish is holding his Genius Network conference in LA later this week.

http://geniusnetworkevents.com/welcome-facebook/

Go girl!!

don't let me wait any longer!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_brain_myth