You see a gorgeous man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous man. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous man at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous man. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to him and pour him a drink. You open the door for him, pick up his bag after he drops it, offer him a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous man. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.


Mister_SarkMar 19, 2006 @ 06:16