I got completely loaded last night. By 2 a.m. I was a bit bored so I put my wetsuit on and went swimming in the lake.  I tired very quickly and my coordination was shot so I lay on my back and floated, looking at the stars.

I cracked my knuckles and heard the noise very clearly through the water....then it hit me.  What we need in the lake are fresh water dolphins. 

They would be a real asset to the lake and Vaud itself.  When you're drunk you could go and play with them and if you get in to trouble in the water (my wetsuit makes me float so I just lay on my back and drifted around) they could help you back to shore.  I did a bit of research online today and there are literally dozens of cases of dolphins saving people who get in to trouble in the water.

Think about it.