IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT . . .                        

Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe, 
near Transylvania . They  drive in a rental car along a rather 
deserted highway. It is late, raining very hard and Bob can barely see
the road in front of the car.   Suddenly, the car skids 
out of control. Bob attempts to control it, 
but to no avail.    The car swerves and smashes into a tree..

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog.    Dazed, he looks 
over at the passenger seat and sees Betty unconscious, with her 
head bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, 
Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. He carefully picks her 
up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, 
he sees a light and heads towards it, which is coming 
from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.
A small, hunched man opens the door.

 Bob blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill and this is my wife Betty. 
We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been 
Seriously hurt   Can I please use your phone?" 
 

 "I'm sorry," replies the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone 
My master is a doctor. Come in, and I will get him."
Bob brings his wife in.

  
An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may 
have misled you. I am not a medical doctor;   I am a scientist. 
However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have 
had some basic medical training. I will see what I can do. 
Igor, bring them down to the laboratory." 
 
 With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, 
with Bob following closely.   Igor places Betty on a table in 
the lab.  Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, 
so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. 
"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."
Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. 
Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

 The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly.
Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, 
which houses his grand piano. It is here that he 
has always found solace and he begins to play. 
A stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.


Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. 
His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers 
on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting 
piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins 
to rise, marking the beat. He is further amazed as 
Betty and Bob both sit up straight!


Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs 
to the conservatory.   He bursts in and shouts to his master:

"Master, Master! 
The Hills are alive with the sound of music!" 


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