mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when She met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
>
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
To blow out yer fookin' candle.'
mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when She met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
And didn't I marry ye and yer
Hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there
Any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
And yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
>
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome
To blow out yer fookin' candle.'
Jeffery SOct 25, 2013 @ 22:10
Danny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Jim. So they loaded up Danny's car and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Danny said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Next morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But, about nine months later, Danny got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of the attractive widow they had met on that ski weekend. So, he dropped in on his friend and asked, 'Jim, do you remember that good-looking widow, from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Sure do." said Jim.
"Did you, errr, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!" Jim said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Jim's face turned beetroot red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"Well, she just died and left me everything."
Danny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Jim. So they loaded up Danny's car and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Danny said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Next morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But, about nine months later, Danny got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of the attractive widow they had met on that ski weekend. So, he dropped in on his friend and asked, 'Jim, do you remember that good-looking widow, from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Sure do." said Jim.
"Did you, errr, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!" Jim said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Jim's face turned beetroot red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"Well, she just died and left me everything."
Free, Oct 25, 2013 @ 22:21
