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Pathetic I know but it gave me a smile !!


 


 


CROW KILLS 


Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found


over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there


was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird


Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to


everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT


Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.


 


However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying


colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By


analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the


crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were


killed by an impact with a car.


 


MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if


there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck


kills versus car kills.


 


The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:


when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a


nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that


while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one


could shout "Truck."


 


Absolutely amazing!


 

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Pathetic I know but it gave me a smile !!


 


 


CROW KILLS 


Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found


over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there


was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird


Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to


everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT


Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.


 


However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying


colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By


analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the


crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were


killed by an impact with a car.


 


MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if


there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck


kills versus car kills.


 


The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:


when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a


nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that


while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one


could shout "Truck."


 


Absolutely amazing!


 


Jeffery SNov 22, 2013 @ 15:15
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On the crow theme:


Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

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On the crow theme:


Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."


Richard H, Nov 22, 2013 @ 15:45
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After stealing one of his co-worker's pens, David Thorne unwittingly entered into an unbelievable battle of formal complaints by his irritable nemesis Simon...





David Thorne first had a run-in with his irritable co-worker Simon after he stole some his pens which has 2mm high letters on saying “Simon’s Pen” which he admitted he’d done at home with the aide of  headset with a light and magnifying glass on it. This was the beginning of a six month tirade of hilarious complaint letters…


Visit David Thorne’s site to find out more: www.27bslash6.com










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After stealing one of his co-worker's pens, David Thorne unwittingly entered into an unbelievable battle of formal complaints by his irritable nemesis Simon...





David Thorne first had a run-in with his irritable co-worker Simon after he stole some his pens which has 2mm high letters on saying “Simon’s Pen” which he admitted he’d done at home with the aide of  headset with a light and magnifying glass on it. This was the beginning of a six month tirade of hilarious complaint letters…


Visit David Thorne’s site to find out more: www.27bslash6.com











Cindy L, Nov 22, 2013 @ 15:50
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Those guys just need to Crow upLaughing

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Those guys just need to Crow upLaughing


Richard H, Nov 22, 2013 @ 16:07
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