Almost weekend, almost christmas so time get the funnies out. Here's a starter to get everyone going-
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Friday Funny
Dec 20, 2013 @ 10:49
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Almost weekend, almost christmas so time get the funnies out. Here's a starter to get everyone going-
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Dec 20, 2013 @ 11:34
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Dec 20, 2013 @ 11:51
Not sure why the video doesn't show... here's the link:
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Not sure why the video doesn't show... here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA#t=41
catalin, Dec 20, 2013 @ 11:51
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Dec 20, 2013 @ 14:03
I took my grandson out for his first drink. Got him a Heineken. He didn't like it - I had it.
Then I got him a Budweiser, he didn't like it, I had it.
It was the same with Guinness and Cider.
By the time we got down to the Russian Vodka I could hardly push the bloody pram.
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I took my grandson out for his first drink. Got him a Heineken. He didn't like it - I had it.
Then I got him a Budweiser, he didn't like it, I had it.
It was the same with Guinness and Cider.
By the time we got down to the Russian Vodka I could hardly push the bloody pram.
Jeffery S, Dec 20, 2013 @ 14:03
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Dec 20, 2013 @ 14:32
LOL thanks for the usual Friday Funnies everyone! I am suitably in a holiday mood! :)
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LOL thanks for the usual Friday Funnies everyone! I am suitably in a holiday mood! :)
Cindy L, Dec 20, 2013 @ 14:32
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Dec 20, 2013 @ 15:22
During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded
United flight was cancelled.
A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped
his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight
and it has to be first class."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began,
her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger
here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him
find his identity, please come to the gate."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F**k you."
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to stand in line for that, too."
The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded loudly.
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During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded
United flight was cancelled.
A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped
his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight
and it has to be first class."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,
but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began,
her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger
here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him
find his identity, please come to the gate."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F**k you."
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to stand in line for that, too."
The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded loudly.
Alan S, Dec 20, 2013 @ 15:22
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Dec 22, 2013 @ 15:54
A man had the best seats for the world cup final.
The match had just begun when a man approached him asking if the seat next to him was free.
"yes, it's free" replied the first.
"Amazing!" said the second, "who on this planet would buy a ticket to the greatest sporting event and not use it? "
the first replied, "actually, it's my wifes place, but she passed away three days ago - this will be the first World Cup we have not been able to watch together"
"Oh .... I'm sorry," replied the second .... "But could not you find someone else to accompany you - a friend, neighbour or someone in your family?
No, they've all gone to her funeral!"
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A man had the best seats for the world cup final.
The match had just begun when a man approached him asking if the seat next to him was free.
"yes, it's free" replied the first.
"Amazing!" said the second, "who on this planet would buy a ticket to the greatest sporting event and not use it? "
the first replied, "actually, it's my wifes place, but she passed away three days ago - this will be the first World Cup we have not been able to watch together"
"Oh .... I'm sorry," replied the second .... "But could not you find someone else to accompany you - a friend, neighbour or someone in your family?
No, they've all gone to her funeral!"
Shirley T, Dec 22, 2013 @ 15:54
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