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May 30, 2014 @ 17:06

Just for you Ritchie !!







One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there.


"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.


Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed.


                                                                     


"Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman.   "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.


"HA!" the policeman replied, "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.


The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: "MY ROLEX!"







 

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Just for you Ritchie !!







One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there.


"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.


Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed.


                                                                     


"Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman.   "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.


"HA!" the policeman replied, "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.


The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: "MY ROLEX!"







 


Jeffery SMay 30, 2014 @ 17:06
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May 30, 2014 @ 18:49



I like it!


You may now go to the top of the class – but don’t take your books with you.


Have a good weekend for all that -- and here’s to your next Ff.


R.

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I like it!


You may now go to the top of the class – but don’t take your books with you.


Have a good weekend for all that -- and here’s to your next Ff.


R.


Ritchie, May 30, 2014 @ 18:49
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May 31, 2014 @ 09:53

That just about sums up Lawyers and other members of the legal profession. 

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That just about sums up Lawyers and other members of the legal profession. 


delano f, May 31, 2014 @ 09:53
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May 31, 2014 @ 16:38

That just about sums up Lawyers and other members of the legal profession. 


May 31, 14 09:53



Oo er. gently does it.  The judiciary may hear you.  Only accidentally on purpose, of course.


R.


 

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Oo er. gently does it.  The judiciary may hear you.  Only accidentally on purpose, of course.


R.


 


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