A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

" Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,

"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said,

"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that
kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the
Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said,

"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."