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The blind cashier..


 


A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.


 


The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.


 


She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"


 


He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......


 


He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."


 


She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.


 


"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.


 


She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, would he know that she was the only person around?


 


The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."


 


The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"


 


He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."


 


She paid it and left without saying another word.

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The blind cashier..


 


A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.


 


The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.


 


She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"


 


He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......


 


He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."


 


She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.


 


"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.


 


She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, would he know that she was the only person around?


 


The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."


 


The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"


 


He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."


 


She paid it and left without saying another word.


Jeffery SFeb 28, 2014 @ 10:10
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How about this one:


Woman's fantasy


Ask any woman what their ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.


 


Hopefully this is just and only fantasy

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How about this one:


Woman's fantasy


Ask any woman what their ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.


 


Hopefully this is just and only fantasy


alfi K, Feb 28, 2014 @ 10:38
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How about this one:

Woman's fantasy

Ask any woman what their ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

 

Hopefully this is just and only fantasy


Feb 28, 14 10:38

My wife has then fulfilled her fantasy !!

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My wife has then fulfilled her fantasy !!


Jeffery S, Feb 28, 2014 @ 12:38
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I can assure you it's not mine alfi K!! Tongue Out

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I can assure you it's not mine alfi K!! Tongue Out


Phoebe, Feb 28, 2014 @ 13:16
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Beware when you claim for damages to the insurance company !




A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"

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Beware when you claim for damages to the insurance company !




A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"


Milord, Feb 28, 2014 @ 17:45
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