A blonde walks into a bank in Geneva and asks for the
loan officer.

She says she's going to the US on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow 5,000 chf

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything
checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
at the blonde for using a 110,000 chf Benz as collateral
against a 5,000 chf loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the 5,000chf
and the interest, which comes to 15.40 chf.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 chf"

The blonde replies, "Where else in Geneva can I park
my car for two weeks for only 15.40 chf"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
nancyAug 18, 2006 @ 16:07