In the jungle there lived a gorilla and a rhino. The gorilla and the rhino had been best mates for over 5 years. They went to the watering hole together and stuff.
The next year winter had finished and spring had sprung, and the gorilla was feeling a little randy. After about a month he hadn't managed to pull and he was feeling more randy. After another month he still hadn't so he was feeling even more randy.
One day he was walking through the jungle and there ahead of him was the rhino bent over drinking from the lake. This was too much for the gorilla who saw the rhino's **** right there in front of him swaying gently from side to as he drank. The gorilla couldn't contain himself any more and ran straight at the rhino and buggered him senseless for a good half-hour - and all the time the rhino was screaming, "get off me, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" but he couldn't do anything because the gorilla was holding on too tight.
Eventually the gorilla finished and climbed off. "Right, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" he shouted and started running after the gorilla. The gorilla was yelling, "We've been best mates for 5 years, we shouldn't let a little thing like this come between us!" but the rhino wouldn't have any of it and he was slowly catching up.
The gorilla ran into a camp where an explorer was sat in a chair reading the newspaper. He ran off to the north but he couldn't get past the cliffs, so he ran back to the camp. He ran east but he couldn't get past the river, so he ran back to the camp. He ran west but he couldn't get through the undergrowth, so he ran back to the camp. Then he wringed the explorer's neck, grabbed his clothes and newspaper, threw the explorer over the trees, sat down, and started to read.
The rhino ran into the camp. He ran off to the north, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the east, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the west, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp.
"Excuse me," he said, "but have you seen a gorilla around?"
The gorilla, still reading to hide his face asked, "What, the one that buggered a rhino by the watering hole down there?"
"Oh God! Don't tell me it's in the papers already."
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Jun 2, 2006 @ 12:04
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In the jungle there lived a gorilla and a rhino. The gorilla and the rhino had been best mates for over 5 years. They went to the watering hole together and stuff.
The next year winter had finished and spring had sprung, and the gorilla was feeling a little randy. After about a month he hadn't managed to pull and he was feeling more randy. After another month he still hadn't so he was feeling even more randy.
One day he was walking through the jungle and there ahead of him was the rhino bent over drinking from the lake. This was too much for the gorilla who saw the rhino's **** right there in front of him swaying gently from side to as he drank. The gorilla couldn't contain himself any more and ran straight at the rhino and buggered him senseless for a good half-hour - and all the time the rhino was screaming, "get off me, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" but he couldn't do anything because the gorilla was holding on too tight.
Eventually the gorilla finished and climbed off. "Right, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" he shouted and started running after the gorilla. The gorilla was yelling, "We've been best mates for 5 years, we shouldn't let a little thing like this come between us!" but the rhino wouldn't have any of it and he was slowly catching up.
The gorilla ran into a camp where an explorer was sat in a chair reading the newspaper. He ran off to the north but he couldn't get past the cliffs, so he ran back to the camp. He ran east but he couldn't get past the river, so he ran back to the camp. He ran west but he couldn't get through the undergrowth, so he ran back to the camp. Then he wringed the explorer's neck, grabbed his clothes and newspaper, threw the explorer over the trees, sat down, and started to read.
The rhino ran into the camp. He ran off to the north, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the east, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the west, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp.
"Excuse me," he said, "but have you seen a gorilla around?"
The gorilla, still reading to hide his face asked, "What, the one that buggered a rhino by the watering hole down there?"
"Oh God! Don't tell me it's in the papers already."
BrogstaJun 2, 2006 @ 12:04
The next year winter had finished and spring had sprung, and the gorilla was feeling a little randy. After about a month he hadn't managed to pull and he was feeling more randy. After another month he still hadn't so he was feeling even more randy.
One day he was walking through the jungle and there ahead of him was the rhino bent over drinking from the lake. This was too much for the gorilla who saw the rhino's **** right there in front of him swaying gently from side to as he drank. The gorilla couldn't contain himself any more and ran straight at the rhino and buggered him senseless for a good half-hour - and all the time the rhino was screaming, "get off me, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" but he couldn't do anything because the gorilla was holding on too tight.
Eventually the gorilla finished and climbed off. "Right, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" he shouted and started running after the gorilla. The gorilla was yelling, "We've been best mates for 5 years, we shouldn't let a little thing like this come between us!" but the rhino wouldn't have any of it and he was slowly catching up.
The gorilla ran into a camp where an explorer was sat in a chair reading the newspaper. He ran off to the north but he couldn't get past the cliffs, so he ran back to the camp. He ran east but he couldn't get past the river, so he ran back to the camp. He ran west but he couldn't get through the undergrowth, so he ran back to the camp. Then he wringed the explorer's neck, grabbed his clothes and newspaper, threw the explorer over the trees, sat down, and started to read.
The rhino ran into the camp. He ran off to the north, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the east, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the west, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp.
"Excuse me," he said, "but have you seen a gorilla around?"
The gorilla, still reading to hide his face asked, "What, the one that buggered a rhino by the watering hole down there?"
"Oh God! Don't tell me it's in the papers already."
BrogstaJun 2, 2006 @ 12:04
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Jun 3, 2006 @ 15:37
gud 1 brogsta : D
