Excellent stuff, made me laugh. And I have Jewish parents myself, so can testify that the party about 'If you want to kill me, then keep doing that!" is absolutly true...(-:

Here's another hilarious one (need to understand a bit of a scottish accent):

Nir Ofek, Aug 19, 2008 @ 21:39

And here's another one that cracked me up: 

Nir Ofek, Aug 19, 2008 @ 21:47

A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for schnapps.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiance.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiance insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks "so nu? How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
Casuistik, Aug 19, 2008 @ 22:14

And another classic:







Casuistik, Aug 19, 2008 @ 22:16

Casuistik: amusing indeed, thanks for sharing...(-: Come on, give us a few more...:)
Nir Ofek, Aug 19, 2008 @ 22:21