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Geography Lesson

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
- well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
- gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
- has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada
- cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet
- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran
- ruled by a couple of nuts

THE END

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
- well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
- gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
- has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada
- cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet
- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran
- ruled by a couple of nuts

THE END


VerbierApr 9, 2010 @ 18:26
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thanks for the lesson....happy to come from Cuba...ah and Canada too....good balance....men could be from Cuba too ruled by a couple of nut brothers ....have a nice week end....

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thanks for the lesson....happy to come from Cuba...ah and Canada too....good balance....men could be from Cuba too ruled by a couple of nut brothers ....have a nice week end....


Susan61, Apr 9, 2010 @ 20:11
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Interesting! its one of those things when your mouth stays open with NO COMMENT!Surprised

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Interesting! its one of those things when your mouth stays open with NO COMMENT!Surprised


TonyMontana, Apr 11, 2010 @ 13:34
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we're beautiful at any age......Tongue out

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we're beautiful at any age......Tongue out


Anna Naz, Apr 11, 2010 @ 20:06
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"Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty."


Not only that but women In this age group make nice friends too. They are nicer than the younger ones.


 

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"Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain
- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty."


Not only that but women In this age group make nice friends too. They are nicer than the younger ones.


 


James T, Apr 11, 2010 @ 22:30
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This geography business is makin me smile  ..cant stop smilin...


Good 1 verbier

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This geography business is makin me smile  ..cant stop smilin...


Good 1 verbier


TonyMontana, Apr 12, 2010 @ 11:41
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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
- has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes




Wars, and mistakes, maybe... for a lot of women, that could be true. But simply "and takes..." -- no I can't agree. I've never met any women, in that bracket or others, that takes quite that much.

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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
- has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes




Wars, and mistakes, maybe... for a lot of women, that could be true. But simply "and takes..." -- no I can't agree. I've never met any women, in that bracket or others, that takes quite that much.


hayes, Apr 12, 2010 @ 11:42
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