In India, in Punjabi, Hindi and other Indian languages, the word often refers to a male follower of the Sikh faith / religion. Often, the -ji is added to the word to denote respect, resulting in the word "Sardarji". The word may convey several meanings, often associated with military authority. "Sardarji" is considered to be the best of friends and are very brave. Indian Military has a lot of Sardars. Now comes the real part which is as below and it shows how we Sardars act that most of the times...........:w00t:
A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In India a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. '
A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!. '
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Friend, what ever U order first, will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh (Present Prime Minister of India PM also a sardar) goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?'
Sardarji: ''My friend Manmohan is PM not AM''
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words...
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab ( Punjab is a state with maximum Sardars in North India).
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Hey what parts are you talking about, my whole body Is born in Punjab'.
Lawyer to Sardar: 'Touch the Bible and swear....... '
Sardar :'What, I touched Billy I was sent to the court, now If I touch Bible where will you take me !!'
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- 'What R U doing....?'
Sardar replied- ' B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigarh ( Its a college in Punjab)'
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... whoop!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
So guys I guess u did laugh for a short time. Laughter keeps you fit. Find a Sardar as your friend and u will always laugh. I am proud to be one sardar......!:laugh:
