-Show up naked

-Bring beer

Excellent Maria! Any other suggestions or should we stop here?

As the men said in the other thread, they are simple creatures and easy to satisfy ;)

So maybe we should add soccer!

Well if you show up naked with beer and the guy wants to watch soccer then clearly something is wrong :P

One might say it's a mis-match ;)

I nominate this post as The Most Useful and Insightful Post on the Internets.

ah...okay this one we have to ask with our LADIES.

I forget who said this originally, but I believe that it was a mother giving advice to her newly married daughter.

"Men are always hungry or horny.  If he doesn't have an erection, make him a sandwich".

the beer is enough, that's all we need to be happy.

I would appreciate much more fine lingerie and champagne, with a large smile and a nice talk to start.... But maybe it's only me )))

Yes, ladies, if you bring beer, champagne AND your girlfriends in lingerie, you are guaranteed to make him happy :)

Turn up when you say you will - Im happy

Turn up Naked - Im happier

Bring beer or food - im happy

Start an intelligent conversation - im happy

Smile - Ill smile back :) 

cook or bring food-Im happy

Nothing more is required :-) yup we are very simple souls.. 

Nothing special because if a man wants to be happy he will find that in whatever you do. 

so let be ur self with them.. they will be happy!!!!!

Cheers, a man

You are right, what was i thinking...

Its like when your guy comes to you on his knees with a ring and blocks the TV when the All Blacks are playing. Ok its a nice gesture and all that but come on! A girl has priorities :)

make him a sandwich 

All Blacks vrs Ireland .... touch the remote control and youre dumped!

1. play video games with him

2. be interested in what he does( if he is into computer, playing games, watching sport, reading books)... whatever just be interested
3. Bring food when ever you go to his.

Men don't want to know you "care"; they want to know you're proud of them. Be proud of him!!!

"27 ways to make a guy smile."

01. Bring us food. 
02. Let him watch his indecency either with him or in peace.
03. If you refuse to watch it, you must agree to partake in a "pornographic" situation afterwards.
04. leave him alone when he's with his boys. 
05. When the game is on, that means quiet time.
06. When they stare at other women.. tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."
07. Praise the small "things" he has, It usually won't grow anymore. Remember, it's always the "biggest one I've ever seen."
08. Call him "hot stuff" and "beefcake". 
09. Let them play their video games as much as they want.
10. Let them drive all the time and never ask for directions, even if they've been lost for the past two hours.
11. The "time of the month" week will be referred to as MouthAction week.
12. Never have a "headache." 
13. play with his "fun stuff". 
14. Baby them once in a while.
15. no matter what, always answer "yes dear, you're the best I've ever had". 
16. Laugh at all their jokes, even if you think they're idiotic.
17. Always answer "why yes dear i did precipitate."
18. let him fall asleep right after sex, no cuddling.
19. He never has to say I love you in front of his boys.
20. if he's mad, just say everything is your fault.
21. Everything they say is right.
22. All holidays and anniversary means SEX!. 
23. treat him like god around his friends.
24. Condoms are not his responsibility if you forget then you must take that chance.
25. let him take as many pictures as he wants and keep them. 
26. dance with him, even if he looks like a buffoon having a seizure out on the dance floor.
27. two words: Road Head...

Great list... getting a girl to sign on this though would be like finding the holy grail... 

Two hopes... Bob Hope and NO hope...and Bobs dead!

If I find a great guy I would sign at least for half of it.

Like I love to say "Females need to grow up. We´re not that special. When boyfriend asks for a sandwich, give it to them. They deserve it. And if they don´t deserve it...Why are you still with them?"  So my point is, there is nothing stupid in the list it is just something you wont tell your friends you are doing.  But I think my boyfriend got hit by a train as he havent arrived yet.... 

If he got hit by a train, then hes going to be in a bit of a mess, when he does arrive ;-)

much like me after a night in the pub... I suspect....

perhaps you might like to elaborate as to which numbers you would like to exclude from any contract... 

ehehe Charlie Charlie...  It remains only in between me and the contractor. 

It's called the Steak and BJ day. If you choose to celebrate it more often than the once-per-year March 14, we will be even happier.

Just be yourself. If the guy is worth it, he will accept you as you are and smile at you.

I admit that this is less funny than some of the other answers, but there are also guys who do not love soccer or beer... The first question is therefore who is your guy and what does he like?

LOL picky picky

you should therefore be pregnant now...

Would you like to elaborate?

yeah what he said... whats picky about any of this thread... except perhaps the choice of beer that is delivered by said naked wench...

Picky because, based on the responses of this thread, girls with small boobs and less-than-average looks and intelligence will never get boyfriends. :D So here's a better question: what feature on a woman are you most and least willing to compromise on?

Least compromise (ie what she will DEFO need to be close to me)  : Sense of Humor

Most compromise (ie what she could be good or bad at , either doesnt matter) :

Playstation 3 skills...

Don't feel bad about yourself now... we're a pretty tough crowd

I dont care about boob size, or less than average looks. If she has the look in her eyes, the smile on her face, and can hold a decent conversation, and be able to keep it flowing im happy. Features dont matter, the heart does. :) Not to be offensive, but if i find her smell not nice, there is no compromaise :-/ I look for chemistry :) 

Not to brag, but I'm not really asking with myself in mind - I could very easily fit the general description of this group without changing who I am or what I look like . I'm really asking because a lot of women think they need to be super sexy, super smart, etc.. or they won't get the attention of men. Their loss of confidence ends up being their demise/self-fulfilling prophecy, since what men REALLY look for (sexy, smart, whatever) is confidence. Kind of sad, really, what happens to some women who try too hard to look like porn stars with the brains of a CERN scientist and the conversational skills of a marketing professional. Therefore, if there is generally things men would be willing to compromise on, it might make women feel better about themselves, especially if it is communicated properly.

Although, who doesn't like to daydream about their ideal person??

Don't feel bad, it's completely understandable - I feel the same way. If a guy smells weird, it's a giant NOPE.

these ladies who clame to be so smart should be smart enough and know not every guy needs a trophee chick! Real man needs a woman who knows what she is good at and is able to show it to the guy, who is able to have nice conversation whit this man. Who would be able to cook okay filling diner. Real  man would know that her D cup wont help her to pay the bills when she is 60th years old. Real man would have his own taste in women and not the taste of MTV and HOLLYWOOD! Real man will find a real woman when it is a time. And real woman should not turn up crazy.. because real woman likes to be her self and not some blond bimbo!

Makes sense.

Not too much talking though, we dont like it when our food gets burned.

She can make enough money with her D cup that we won`t have to worry about bills by the time she is 60.

Every woman is, atleast a little, crazy.

Nothing wrong with blond bimbo`s, just not every day.

Amresh if you talk to girl this way you know they will do anything (really everything) to make you happy, at least i would :)

so next time i meet a guy (I like)  i will bring a sandwich, wearing my D cup, with a smile telling how proud I am to be next to him and he will be mine ? PS: I am blond does it add value ?!

And most "blond bimbo's" are in fact brunette..

Emma ...thats why theyre bimbos.... too much peroxide.

Said by a blond 

50 Shades of Blonde....

im not blonde

....Physically or...psychologically??

Sorry, no boobs mentioned...

 Let him keep silence for a while when he wants to

Be nice mentioning his mother

Try to ask not more than two questions followed quickly one by another

Mind overusing the power of your tears

Show interest (better be really interested) to what he is saying

Admire whatever deserves it in him: his power, his ski skills proficiency, his career achievements, how wonderfully he served coffee for you, how intelligent he is…

Ask him for advice and follow it, enjoy him taking decisions

well you know Im not blonde physically, unless I spend too much time in the sun...

psychologically.... I have my moments

There are many questions that women ask as to what to do for a man. The male population has come up with a list of answers to frequently asked questions. This may prove helpful to the woman who may be in the dark regarding her mate.

Question: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. What do I do?

Answer: Obviously, your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Question: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. What do I do?

Answer: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away a day or two (it's a great time to clean up the house, too!). Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to a stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Question: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

Answer: Your clitoris is no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to video tape yourself while doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

Question: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

Answer: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests of foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Question: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

Answer: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you forgot to cook him a nice meal.

Just remember.  Somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of her shit.

His problem: women....

God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question.

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A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

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A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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Men can play with toys all their life.

Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.

Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.

Chocolate is just another snack.

The whole garage belongs to them.

Weddings take care of themselves.

Men's last name never changes.

Everything on a man's face stays its original color.

Men only have to shave their faces and necks.

Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

For men, wrinkles add character.

Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.

Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.

Men have one mood all the time.

A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks

Men can open all their own jars.

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I just like some Beer & Pizza.

Naked is better but we can just work that direction after a few slices and pints. :P