Dementia Quiz
Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
> They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
> To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.
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> OK?
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )
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> First Question :
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> You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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> Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!
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> Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
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> Second Question :
> I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
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> You're not very good at this, are you?
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> Third Question :
> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
> Try it.
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
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> Scroll down for the correct answer.....
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> Did you get 5000 ?
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> The correct answer is actually 4100 .
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> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
> Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...
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> Fourth Question:
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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
> Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
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> Okay, now the Bonus round,
> i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself:
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> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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> It's really very simple
> He opens his mouth and ask for it...
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> Does your employer actually pay you to think??
> If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
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> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
> Have a nice Monday, one and all.
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Humor - Dementia quiz
Jan 11, 2009 @ 22:29
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Dementia Quiz
Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
> They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
> To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.
>
> OK?
>
>
>
> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
>
>
> .
> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )
>
>
>
> First Question :
>
> You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!
>
> Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
>
>
>
> Second Question :
> I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
> (scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
>
>
> You're not very good at this, are you?
>
>
>
>
> Third Question :
> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
> Try it.
>
>
>
> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
>
>
> Scroll down for the correct answer.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Did you get 5000 ?
>
> The correct answer is actually 4100 .
>
>
>
> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
> Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...
>
>
>
> Fourth Question:
>
> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
> Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Okay, now the Bonus round,
> i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> It's really very simple
> He opens his mouth and ask for it...
>
> Does your employer actually pay you to think??
> If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
>
>
> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
> Have a nice Monday, one and all.
VerbierJan 11, 2009 @ 22:29
Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
> They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
> To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.
>
> OK?
>
>
>
> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
>
>
> .
> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )
>
>
>
> First Question :
>
> You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!
>
> Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
>
>
>
> Second Question :
> I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
> (scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
>
>
> You're not very good at this, are you?
>
>
>
>
> Third Question :
> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
> Try it.
>
>
>
> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
>
>
> Scroll down for the correct answer.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Did you get 5000 ?
>
> The correct answer is actually 4100 .
>
>
>
> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
> Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...
>
>
>
> Fourth Question:
>
> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
> Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Okay, now the Bonus round,
> i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> It's really very simple
> He opens his mouth and ask for it...
>
> Does your employer actually pay you to think??
> If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
>
>
> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
> Have a nice Monday, one and all.
VerbierJan 11, 2009 @ 22:29
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